BMH3 #294 – May 1st 2021: Save a Horse Ride a Mole, Birthday, and TXIH Pity Party

 

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 BMH3 #294 – Save a Horse Ride a Mole, Birthday, and TXIH Pity Party

When: 

Saturday, May 1st, 2021
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Do Your Own Trail: "1PM"-ish (Read Below!) - 2:69pm
• Manned Beer Check for main pack

Where: 

Rubio Park
27402 Whispering Maple Way, Spring, TX 77386
30.082424594133116, -95.3507248680412

Hares: 

Save a Horse (Ride a Mole)

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Gonna miss out on all the drunken debauchery the weekend of Interhash? Have no fear, you can have your turn at the gangbang we're gonna throw out in Spring!
Yes, you heathens, we are still laying trail for Brass Monkey on May 1st. It will be the Interhash Pity Party you were gonna host all by your lonesome at home.
Trail will be 3-4 miles, with boatloads of water crossings to keep you wet and wild for the duration of the gangbang. There will be a bier check, there will be shiggy, but you must bring your own prelube and post lube.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. WATER ITS HOT

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into Google and get your own directions.


FROM SPORK:
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Drinkin' all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.

At this time the Brass Monkey kennel will not be hosting any official in person circles and the virtual circles on Zoom are no longer happening. If the hares want, they can have an unofficial circle.


What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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