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Friday, October 29, 2021

BMH3 #307 – 10/30/2021: Womb Raiders Spooktacular Halloween trail!

 

BMH3 #307 – 10/30/2021: Womb Raiders Spooktacular Halloween trail!


When:

Saturday, October 30, 2021
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go   ***** Note the 2PM start!!!!!


Where:

Under a Creepy Bridge
30.13451799886569, -95.35025268234469
Riley Fuzzel Road
Spring, TX 77386
Google Maps: 4JMX+JR Porter, Texas
https://goo.gl/maps/z25G2x4R4Gczk3oR7


Hares:

Womb Raider

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Happy Halloween Eve! Put on your best costume and meet me under the Creepy Bridge for some Tricks and Treats. Expect 3-4 miles of Shiggy and maybe some water crossings. There will be some good Fall beer, Halloween Candy and maybe even some brains for you half minds courtesy of Outside Cat.

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

Sunday, October 10, 2021

BMH3 #306 – 10/16/2021: 101 Donations 10th Analversary!




When:

Saturday, October 16th, 2021
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check

Where:

30.106937769677269, -95.42653518681169
Northwood Pines Park
https://goo.gl/maps/rUAgkR7tzmRjciRF9

Hares:

101 Donations

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
It's 101 Donations 10th Analversary of hashing! She's been taking all your donations for 10 years and it's time to release these donations back to the pack. Cum out and get yours!
I love all the pups, so trail will be dog friendly!
Trail will be shiggy, wet, and somewhere around 4 miles!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

FROM Twinkle Toes:


WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-