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Tuesday, February 15, 2022

BMH3 #315 -02/19/2022: Twinkle Toes Birfday and Brass Monkey 12th Analversary! Trail and Campout!

 


 

 

 BMH3 #315 -02/19/2022: Twinkle Toes Birfday and Brass Monkey 12th Analversary! Trail and Campout!


When:

Saturday, February 19th 2022
• Show up, and Setup camp - Anytime you want that morning
• Main Pack 1PM show, 1:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Four Notch Hunter Camp
Forest Service Rd 213, Huntsville, TX 77340
30.64632630793869, -95.42342800559169
https://goo.gl/maps/iPbouKXbVQJyiubN6

Hares:

Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Happy Birthday to ME!!! and Happy birthday to the BRASS MONKEY HASH!
In order to celebrate, we will be throwing a BRING YOUR OWN EVERYTHING CAMPOUT!
We will provide location, and trail.  You bring everything else! Water, food, booze, poop shovel. If you need it, you gotta bring it!
Trail will be normal Twinkle Length(not expeditionary Twinkle Length) so plan for 4-6 miles.
Show up sometime in the morning, claim you camp spot and get setup, then Be ready for Trail at 1pm!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Camping supplies! tent, chair, food, water, poop shovel, whatever you need!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

Tuesday, February 01, 2022

BMH3 #314 – 2/5/2022: Homoglobins February Winter Run!

 



BMH3 #314 – 2/5/2022: Homoglobins February Winter Run!


When:

Saturday, February Fifth, 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Do Your Own Trail: "11:00am"-ish
• One Beer Check

Where:

Imperial Promenade Park
Imperial Promenade Dr, Spring, TX 77386
(Just West of Imperial Promenade Dr and Guadalupe River Dr Intersection)
30.13294301196969, -95.36697839655869
https://goo.gl/maps/bpkfZEcHojaKNCoP7

Hare:

Homoglobin!

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Start at 2pm for the pack. I'll have it laid by 11 am.
One Beer Check.
It will be chilly in the am.
Usual other nonsense

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!  
Actually a warm hoody, it'll be a chilly one for once!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.


Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-