BMH3 #399 – 5/10/2025: Monkeys Invade H4 campout! (at 12:30!)

 

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BMH3 #399 – 5/10/2025: Monkeys Invade H4 campout!

When:

Saturday, May Fifth TwentyTwentyfive
• Main Pack NOON:30 show, 1:00PM Go

Where:

The Cougar Den(not the bar)
403 Westbrook, Pinehurst, TX 77362
30.121326450819669, -95.65268853142169
https://maps.app.goo.gl/u8j8YzMFr5yiuUE56
 

Hares:

Horsefli DriveBi
Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
***ALERT*** 12:30 GATHER TIME!!!!!
So H4 has ventured into Monkey territory for their spring campout, on a Monkey Saturday no less!  But to appease the angry Monkeys, they have invited us to hare! So trail will start and end at the location of their campout!  We're gonna drink their beer, eat their snacks, and SWIM IN THEIR POOL!!!!!  But when circle is over, if you're not rego'd for the campout, you'll have to leave!
Trail is about 4 miles, super shiggy, wet(should be wading not swimming) and will have one manned beer check. Trail will have a POOL ENDING!!!!! Also, because "Planning" and "reasons" they're insisting on an EARLY START OF 12:30!!!!

Bring:

Trail clothes, pool clothes, drive home clothes
5$ hashcash
WATER, IT IS Getting HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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BMH3 #393 – 2/15/2025: Brass Monkey 15th anniversary and Twinkle Toes Birthday campout!

 

 

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BMH3 #393 – 2/15/2025: Brass Monkey 15th anniversary and Twinkle Toes Birthday campout!

When:

Saturday, February Fifteenth, TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 1PM show, 1:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

TRAIL and camping:
Double Lake Hunter camp on NFSR 220
Forest Service Rd 220, Coldspring, TX 77331
30.5331790344169, -95.13466434168369
https://maps.app.goo.gl/sL1SAkKX35KajKNB7

Hares:

Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Pack will DEPART AT 1:30!!! Don't be late!
Trail will be 4-6+ miles of glorious National Forest SHIGGY!  Expect regular shiggy, muddy shiggy, thorny shiggy!

CAMPING: For the on after, we will be CAMPING!!!!! After circle beer runs out and hash snacks are gone, you're on your own! Bring Your Own EVERYTHING! You'll need to take care of yourself until you can pack up and leave sunday morning! That means bring FOOD, WATER, BEER, and your POOP SHOVEL!
I highly recommend arriving a bit before trail and setting up your camp before trail. You can come as early as you want, even Friday!
These campsites are primitive, as in bring a poop shovel primitive!
It's looking like its going to get chilly Saturday night, so stop on the way to grab some firewood! either a couple bundles from the hardware store, or random places on the way to camp.

Bring:

WATER, you're camping and running, you'll get thirsty!
FOOD you have to feed yourself dinner, and maybe breakfast depending how fast you leave Sunday.
BOOZE, circle beer won't last all night
FIREWOOD
SHELTER
POOPSHOVEL!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
Twinkle Toes Signal ID: JamesS.42
0n-0n,
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 BMH3 #315 -02/19/2022: Twinkle Toes Birfday and Brass Monkey 12th Analversary! Trail and Campout!

When:

Saturday, February 19th 2022
• Show up, and Setup camp - Anytime you want that morning
• Main Pack 1PM show, 1:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Four Notch Hunter Camp
Forest Service Rd 213, Huntsville, TX 77340
30.64632630793869, -95.42342800559169
https://goo.gl/maps/iPbouKXbVQJyiubN6

Hares:

Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Happy Birthday to ME!!! and Happy birthday to the BRASS MONKEY HASH!
In order to celebrate, we will be throwing a BRING YOUR OWN EVERYTHING CAMPOUT!
We will provide location, and trail.  You bring everything else! Water, food, booze, poop shovel. If you need it, you gotta bring it!
Trail will be normal Twinkle Length(not expeditionary Twinkle Length) so plan for 4-6 miles.
Show up sometime in the morning, claim you camp spot and get setup, then Be ready for Trail at 1pm!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Camping supplies! tent, chair, food, water, poop shovel, whatever you need!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #289 – Saturday, February 20, 2021 - Twinkles Birthday and Brass Monkey 11 year analversary!

 

BMH3 #289 – Twinkles Birthday and Brass Monkey 11 year analversary!

When:

Saturday, February 20, 2021
• Do Your Own Trail: "11:00am"-ish (Read Below!) - 4:69pm
• Manned Beer Check from ~1pm to 3:30ish(or after the main pack leaves, we'll leave a few beers for any later hounds)

Where:

Montgomery County Nature Preserve Trailhead
1045 Pruitt Rd
The Woodlands, TX 77380
https://goo.gl/maps/TnSYoGWE6xdJMqcX9
30.111916376684594, -95.4518428552178

Hare: Twinkle Toes

Note FROM THE HARE:

Happy Birthday Fuck Meeeeeee, Happy Birthday Fuck MeeeeeeeeEEEEeeeeEEE!!!!!!!!
In proper Twinkle Toes fashion I planned and scouted a glorious 8+ mile shiggy trail, then hell froze over, no literally, it snowed, and froze, in Houston.  So now I've abreviated my previous plan, to a trail somewhere in the range of 3-6 miles.  Depending on what's available in stores, trail will be laid in some combination of flour(maybe orange if the snow is sticking around), toilet paper, creepypaper, or bioflagging. If the stores aren't a total shitshow we'll have an assortment of local craft beers for the beercheck, if they are, It'll be wicket awesome for everyone.  Also, bring your camp chairs for post trail socially distant hangout(byob).

Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into Google and get your own directions.




FROM SPORK:
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Drinkin' all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.

At this time the Brass Monkey kennel will not be hosting any official in person circles and the virtual circles on Zoom are no longer happening. If the hares specifically announce that they would like to have a virtual circle then we will accommodate for them. Thank you and look forward to seeing my butthole on Zoom.


NOW, READ THIS (UPDATED 07/09/2020):
• The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY MORNING, so don't do it until after THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING when they are halfway done. If you would like to do the trail on your own, go between that time and dark. And don't run, you racist piece of shit.
• Trail will be A-to-A'.
• There will be no in-person check-in, no hash cash, and no one accountable for you except you.
• Due to Corona virus making a comeback there will be no group start time.
• If you are doing trail, we request you check in on the event page and say, “Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die, my cell phone number is…” We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which I’m sure we’ll regret, but we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.
• The hares have been instructed that trail “Will need to be simple enough people can do it on their own, but it isn't going to have killer water crossings that someone will face alone, but there must still be shiggy!” Given who the hares are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that one up.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-