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Monday, June 20, 2022

KatchUp's 10 Year Analversary!!!

  

 






 

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BMH3 #324 – 6/25/2022: KatchUp's 10 Year Analversary!!!


When:

Saturday, June 25th, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Rob Fleming Park -- Start - 30.144239385056295, -95.51164914596272
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UvfzBawRNzCFmHZ88

Hares:
KatchUp

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
For those who didn't know me before hashing, talk to Spork. To everyone that has met me through hashing, blame Spork. There are those that have shot arrows at my asshole, thank Red Light Special(and Spork). I am very happy to announce that I have been hashing for 10 years!!! I love you Spork. I am very excited to be able to give you all a trail that I have put minimal thought into so that everyone can enjoy a SHORT, WET and BOOZE filled time. 

Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Shag bag, because trail is A to A, and you probably want cleaner clothes and a drinking vessel at circle!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=KatchUp=-

Saturday, June 04, 2022

BMH3 #323 – 6/11/2022: Outside Cats birthday!

 

 


 

🚨🚨🚨🚨We need hares late July, August, and early Septbember! Summer trails can be shorter and wetter! To sign up Follow this link!🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

 

BMH3 #323 – 6/11/2022: Outside Cats birthday Bash!


When:

Saturday, June 11th, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Start - 30°10'58.4"N 95°28'38.7"W  - Exact location to parking lot
8686 New Trails Dr, The Woodlands 77381 - Street address to building, drive on around to the far back south East corner of the parking lot
https://goo.gl/maps/uo8CxtaVD2ke8acj6

Hares:
Outside Cat

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
Come out to Celebrate Outside Cat's Birthday!   For your enjoyment there will be a 3-5 mile shiggy trail, featuring plenty of water to cool down in, craft beer, food, and cake.  Bring bug spray, shag bag, and a change of clothes.  

Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Shag bag, because trail is not A to A, and you probably want cleaner clothes and a drinking vessel at circle!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-