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Tuesday, September 27, 2022

BMH3 #331 Homoglobins New Fiscal Year trail!

 

 

BMH3 #331    Homoglobins    New Fiscal Year trail!


When:

Saturday, October 1st
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Crafty Beer Check

Where:

Dead end of Denali Wilderness Pkwy, Conroe, TX 77384
30.267654976151669, -95.51821873072769
https://goo.gl/maps/jAmtjpQicem3XBSK8

Hares:

Homoglobin

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Go down the gravel-ish road, pay attention fuckers! There are some potholes but my low slung car made it so you can to. Trail is three miles or so, light water crossings.
Crafty beer check.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-

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