BMH3 #333 – 10/29/2022: WDYGO's BARFDAY TRAIL

When:

Saturday, October Twenty-Ninth, Twenty Twenty Two
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check

Where:

Meyer Park on the south side of Cypresswood Dr.
7700 Cypresswood Dr, Spring, TX 77379
30.007200685451969, -95.51977421786669
https://goo.gl/maps/mRdMQ4jqYrFSNnPM6

Hares:

Where Do You Get Off
Red Light Special

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Twinkle Toes: Do y'all have any notes from the hares?

WDYGO: Wear Orange

WDYGO: Spork is colorblind

Red Light: No water crossings. Shiggy socks. Dog friendly unless they are major squirrel chasers.

WDYGO: Runnable shiggy

WDYGO: And eat your vegetables

Bring:

WATER, IT IS very pleasant out!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 BMH3 #332 – 10/15/2022: Ivanna and Temple Celebrate their 6th anniversary!!!!

When:

Saturday, October 15th, 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

CVS at 22614 Springwoods Village Pkwy, Spring, TX 77389
30.096097592871969, -95.44987918137669
https://goo.gl/maps/2T8ybMnsVkZUEh2p8

Hares:

Indiana Bones and The Temple of Poon
Ivanna Hairy Buttchug

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Come out this Saturday to celebrate the 6th anniversary of Ivanna making Indiana Bones an offer she couldn’t refuse. Thats right, 6 years since they eloped! There will be shiggy, water crossings, boob checks, dick checks, and alcohol…just like their bedroom 🤣 Trail will feel just as challenging as staying married so don’t miss this shitshow!

Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-