🚨🚨🚨🚨We need hares for 12/24 ! !  This is the perfect excuse to ditch all that family that is in town for the holidays!  To sign up Follow this link!  2023 signups will be available as soon as all 2022 trails are filled!🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #335 -11/26/2022: Sister Melinda and Basic Bitch Save Thanksgiving!

When:

Saturday, November TwentySixth, TwoThousandTwentyTwo

• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Cypress Creek Park at Timberlane

Approximately: 1906 Naplechase Crest Dr, Spring, TX 77373

30.04454512500469, -95.40362739036269

https://goo.gl/maps/6HxPobXfvK65MMSH9

Hares:

Sister Melinda

Basic Bitch

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Parking in the park. 3.5 miles with lots of shiggy. More than likely a little bit of water.

Bring:

A change of clothes, and something warm for circle, you might get wet, it might get chilly

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!

•YES we will be having circles!

•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!

•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.

•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.

•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.

•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.

•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,

-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

🚨🚨🚨🚨We need hares for 11/26(THE NEXT TRAIL) and 12/24 ! ! To sign up Follow this link!  2023 signups will be available as soon as all 2022 trails are filled!🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #334 - 11/12/2022: Save a Horse(Ride a Mole) Celebrates the Marine corps birthday

When:

Saturday, November Twelfth, Twenty-TwentyTwo
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

24202 Kuykendahl Rd, Tomball, TX 77389
30.115224485555969, -95.55388532310469
https://goo.gl/maps/aj49Q6WSGfFbWdoz8

Hares:

Save a Horse(Ride a Mole)

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Park in Kroger parking near gas station and Taco Bell.
Trail is 3.69 miles, with lots of Shiggy!
2 Bier checks.
A to B, or A to A' according to how the last hares fucked us.
But anyhow, expect to get bloody. Expect to get wet. And most importantly expect to be disappointed by yours truly, as it's my Barfday!!

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-