BMH3 #386 -11/09/2024- Save a Horses Marine Corps Pre-Lube Trail!

When:

Saturday, November Ninth, TwothousandandTwentyFour
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beir Check!

Where:

The timber lane utility district community center
1902 Naplechase Dr
Spring, TX 77373
30.044265741951669, -95.40343757533269
https://maps.app.goo.gl/FWQoViyaGX72c8qz5
(Yes this is the same start location as 2 weeks ago)

Hare: 

Save a Horse, Ride a Mole

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Trail is 3 miles, 1 bier check. There will be water crossings, expect to get wet and bring a change of dry clothes. Hares can't promise a covered ending, but the RA can get their shit together and clear the weather before circle...

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.


Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.  Hur Hur the start location sounds like its on Nipplechase drive. (o)(o)


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #360 – 11/11/2023: Homoglobins Veterans day trail!

 

 

 

🚨🚨🚨 We Need a Hare for 11/25! The hash doesn't work without volunteers!  To sign up to hare Follow this link! 2024 trail signups will be opening after all 2023 dates are filled!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #360 – 11/11/2023: Homoglobins Veterans day trail!

When:

Saturday, November Eleventh TwentyTwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Burroughs Park Pavilion
9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375 and drive aaaaallll the way back to the pavilion
https://maps.app.goo.gl/RjGkHxssKb5z7P5r9
30.13815577641269, -95.57559286691169

Hares:

Homoglobin

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
3.5 miles ish
First 10 veterans; Homoglobin will pay that hash cash.  Nothing else fancy! Just like the military

Bring:
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

🚨🚨🚨🚨We need hares for 11/26(THE NEXT TRAIL) and 12/24 ! ! To sign up Follow this link!  2023 signups will be available as soon as all 2022 trails are filled!🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #334 - 11/12/2022: Save a Horse(Ride a Mole) Celebrates the Marine corps birthday

When:

Saturday, November Twelfth, Twenty-TwentyTwo
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

24202 Kuykendahl Rd, Tomball, TX 77389
30.115224485555969, -95.55388532310469
https://goo.gl/maps/aj49Q6WSGfFbWdoz8

Hares:

Save a Horse(Ride a Mole)

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Park in Kroger parking near gas station and Taco Bell.
Trail is 3.69 miles, with lots of Shiggy!
2 Bier checks.
A to B, or A to A' according to how the last hares fucked us.
But anyhow, expect to get bloody. Expect to get wet. And most importantly expect to be disappointed by yours truly, as it's my Barfday!!

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

 

BMH3 #308 – 11/13/2021: Happy Birthday to the Marines!

When:

Saturday, November 13, 2021
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Bier Check

Where:

Burroughs Dog park
9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375
30.136764813143469, -95.57851364655569
https://goo.gl/maps/b1gzYW7gHTmLW4aJA

Hares:

Save a Horse, Ride a Mole

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
2PM Start, Don't be late, park closes at dark!
1 Bier check, Trail is 3 miles with some light shiggy.

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-