Brass Monkey #423 04/11/2026 3rd Anal Tax Day trail hared by Ivanna and Indiana

 

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 Brass Monkey #423 04/11/2026 3rd Anal Tax Day trail hared by Ivanna and Indiana

When: 

Saturday, April Eleventh, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where: 

WG Jones State Forest Trail Head

West of peoples road on the south side of FM 1488, Conroe, TX 77384

30.23435910875069, -95.48216375765869

https://maps.app.goo.gl/7bMoz1LedpMqFTwM7

 

Hares: 

Ivanna Hairy Buttchug

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:Saturday will be the 3rd Anal Tax Day trail hared by Ivanna and Indiana yet again! Brass Monkeys should be dreading this trail almost as much as they dread filing their taxes! There will be accounting related hash marks, shiggy, water crossings, shot check AND beer check! What we will NOT have is a tunnel…unless we find one while laying trail 🐒! Just to honor the confusing nature of tax preparation, this will be B to A…sort of. Meet up is the end, we will transport everyone to trail start so don’t be late!!! Trail will include some shiggy that we have not hashed in for quite a long time, maybe even virgin territory for some hashers! There will be a pool on after with a taco bar, chips and queso, etc. BYO drinks to on after and a towel. If you need a swimsuit, bring one! Please RSVP so we know how much food to make!

Bring:

Water! it is starting to get warm again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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BMH3 #413 11/22/2025 Short Cummingz and Outside Cat

 

 

 

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BMH3 #413 – 11/22/2025: Short Cummingz and Outside Cat

When: 

Saturday, November TwentySecond, TWentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:  *** Drive to this location and head EAST on Mulligan Drive until you see a bridge, look for assholes

Mulligan Dr & Honea Egypt Rd ->Then go east until you see a bridge
30.258758440466969, -95.57877846073669
https://maps.app.goo.gl/f7U5UtfeWehMj24E9

**If you  try to get on Mulligan from the Fish Creek Thoroughfare and head west, you're gonna have a hard time.

 

Hares: 

Short Cummingz

Outside Cat

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Short Cummingz and Outside Cat take you on a trail with a bridge to nowhere. Double digit month, Double digit day, Double the fun.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS not cold yet!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=- 

 

BMH3 #412 – 11/8/2025: Womb Raider Saves the day!

 

 

 

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BMH3 #412 – 11/8/2025: Womb Raider Saves the day!

When: 

Saturday, November eighth, TWentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where: 

Spring Creek Nature trail head at Dead End of Glen Loch Dr 

30.11358989897269, -95.48917166812469

https://maps.app.goo.gl/vAtoEgE5SJo7kcLz9

Hares: 

WOMB RAIDER

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Trail will be 3 to 4 miles of shiggy, thorns and water crossings haphazardly laid thru familiar territory with one beer check. Will it be better than a beer mile or tour de Franzia trail? Probably… Maybe…. Who knows? Come to trail and find out. 

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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-=Twinkle Toes=- 

BMH3 #410 – 10/11/2025: 9th anal Flock you!

 

 

 

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BMH3 #410 – 10/11/2025: 9th anal Flock you!

When: 

Saturday, October Eleventh, TWentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check at the nest!

Where: 

George Mitchell Nature Preserve Trailhead
At the end of Dr. Anne Snyder Drive, Tomball, TX 77375
30.148804903426369, -95.56331864323169
https://maps.app.goo.gl/DFpkcqnEXhmZkhiP8

Hares: 

The  Flock – Dumpsterbaitor, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon, Outside Cat, Mouth Organ, Avian Sisterhood and Womb Raider

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 
Birdies and Monkeys that identify as Birds it’s that glorious time a year when the Flock lays 3 beautiful trails for you full of thorns, shiggy and water! There will be the Bluebird (blue), Dove (white) and Robin (orange) trails, each 2-3 miles long, ending in the safety of the Nest. The Nest will be filled with beautiful Birds and a Chicken, delicious beers and avian themed snacks. Compete to replenish your little ducky supply and win “fun prizes” at circle! Wear your favorite bird attire! Hot bird food will be provided. Don’t forget your waterfowl suits and drinks for pool on-after.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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BMH3 #406 08/16/2025 From Swamp Monster to Pool Noodle

 

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BMH3 #406    08/16/2025  From Swamp Monster to Pool Noodle 

 

When:

Saturday, August Sixteenth TwentyTwentyfive

• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

• Manned Beer Check or two!

Where:

George Mitchell Nature Preserve

5171 Flintridge Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77381

30.162937771734669, -95.51776231450669

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xcK168SbjNLK6xK29

 

Hares:

IVANNA Hairy Buttchug

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Start your afternoon feeling like a creature from the deep, slogging through mud, muck, and questionable puddles, only to end it basking in chlorinated glory like a limp noodle on vacation. Bring your trail shoes, your sense of humor, and a swimsuit — in that order. Trail will be 3-5 miles, 1-2 beer checks, leave your dignity and good decisions at home! On after will be at the Ivanna/Poon pool Oasis. Food will be provided, bring your own drinks and TOWEL!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Towel, and beverages for the POOL ON AFTER!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

 

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-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #397 – 4/12/2025: Indiana Bones and The Temple of Poon, and IVANNA Hairy Buttchug

 

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BMH3 #397 – 4/12/2025: Indiana Bones and The Temple of Poon, and IVANNA Hairy Buttchug

When:

Saturday, April Twelfth, Twothousand and TwentyFive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Pundt Park
4129 Spring Creek Dr, Spring, TX 77373
https://maps.app.goo.gl/JvWZPbVNxyV7e1Tz5
30.08207227761969, -95.3784092193269

Hares:

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
IVANNA Hairy Buttchug

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
It’s that time of year again, the time when the tax man is after all of us and this inspires Indiana and Ivanna to dream up new ways to punish the pack! Trail will be punishing, just like the IRS. There will be shiggy, there will be water crossings, there will be shot checks, all the things plus maybe some surprises, who knows? Just like the IRS.  Expect 3-5 miles and 2 beverage checks.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS NICE AS HELL OUT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #381 - 08/31/2024: Just Lulus(the human) Virgin Lay and Outside Cat with a pool party and fajitas on after!!!!

 

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BMH3 #381 - 08/31/2024: Just Lulus(the human) Virgin Lay and Outside Cat

When:

Saturday, August ThirtyFirst TWentyTwentyFour
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Champion Forest Park
9650 Cypresswood Dr, Houston, TX 77070
29.9912634597069, -95.55229335755269
https://maps.app.goo.gl/xQ1MnUbsTQNX2aFG6

Hares:

Just Lulu(the human)
Outside Cat

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Do you like getting hot?
Do you like getting wet?
Do you like wishing death on the people that made you hot and wet?
If so, have we got a trail for you!  
Cum one, cum all, for Just Lulu the Human's VIRGIN Hare!  
Since we don't hate her, and want her to live and stick around, we decided KatchUp should not be the one to teach her how to hare.  No, we thought it was time for her to have a slap of reality and get a full day of a hungover Outside Cat.  We're guessing.  Cum see the result when Outside Cat spends the day directing the small, drunk kitten that is Just Lulu the Human.  Will she try to treat Lulu the Human like Lulu the Dog?  Bark bark, bitch.  What else are we guessing?  

Trail will be about 3-4 miles... we think.  
There will be shade and water to get wet... possibly.  
And last but not least, there will be a POOL ENDING WITH FAJITAS!!  Allegedly.  If that were to transpire, it would be a BYOB type of on-after.  Not like, "Ohh, can I have some circle beer for on-after?"  Le no.  There will be gas stations along the way, or you can bring a lil'ol cooler with your favorite beverages in it.  Of note, Just Lulu the Human does not yet have a hash name.  She needs a hash name.  If you have stories, bring them.  If you don't, start making them up.  We've gotten through the climax of heat, and now we're dropping faster than Lulu's patience level with KatchUp when he's trying to mansplain things to her.  So cum on out, you won't wanna miss it!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS STILL HOT!

Swimsuit, plate, utensils and beverage of choice for on after!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #380 – 8/17/2024: Ivanna Hairy Buttchug and Indiana Bones and the temple of poon

 

 

 

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BMH3 #380 – 8/17/2024: Ivanna Hairy Buttchug and Indiana Bones and the temple of poon

When:

Saturday, August Seventeenth, Twentytwentyfour
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Parking-Lake at Springwoods Village Nature Preserve
https://maps.app.goo.gl/HectJLjAZUPvhnka9
30.1026966455169, -95.45671382024069
If you find yourself at the cul-de-ballsac on Morning Dove Bend, you went the wrong way, Go back to Holzworth, head north, and keep going down the dirt road.

Hares:

Ivanna Hairy Buttchug
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Are you ready for a day of water play, slip n slides and water slides?  We have none of that. But we will have a refreshing day in the creek. We will take you through some great shiggy and pour you into the water for some river fun.  Bring a float!  Trail will take you down the creek so find something you can float on, you know, rubber raft, a log, an old couch cushion, anything that will keep you above water.  Trail will be 3-4 miles with at least 1 beer check. Bring sun tan lotion and bug spray.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #362 – 12/9/2023: Beating around the Bush at NOON!

TRAIL STARTS AT NOON!!!!!!!!
 

 

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BMH3 #362 – 12/9/2023: Beating around the Bush at NOON!

When:

Saturday, December Ninth, TwoThousand and Twenty Three
• Main Pack 12PM show, 12:30PM Go
• TWO Manned Beer Checks

Where:

8069 Volta Drive, Humble   
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UBW9oA5nNFtQQit49
29.995812270411569, -95.30333820674669

Hare:

Penis Fly Crap

Sidenote: TRAIL STARTS AT NOON

FROM THE (H)AIRS:
Instead of wasting precious time coming up with monkey aviation puns for a trail description, your hare spent his time on the ground planning an awesome trail around Bush Intercontinental.  Peak fall foliage is finally arriving in Houston, so you will be treated to lovely leaves as you hash over the hills and through the woods surrounding the airport.  You'll probably get two beer checks and some planespotting.  There are lots of deer around, and shiggy, and traffic, so I'd advise leaving dogs at home.
Bring $5 and virgins AT NOON

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking look in the sky and follow the big airplanes north.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #359 – 10/28/2023: Super Secret last minute hares!

 

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BMH3 #359 – 10/28/2023: Super Secret last minute hares!

When:

Saturday, October TwentyEighth
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check Probably

Where:

Inway Pool back parking lot
6041-5925 Inway Dr, Spring, TX 77389
https://maps.app.goo.gl/aPthw5pHpySdbCn28
30.112467919545669, -95.51176940949169

Hares:

Outside Cat
Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Outside Cat and Twinkle Toes have swooped in to save us from another Katchup Monkey mile!
Trail will be SHIGGY! WET! and between 3 and 5 miles!

Bring:

WATER, IT WILL BE WARM AND HUMID!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #354 - 08/19/2023 - Just Matt Learns to lay with Save a horse

 

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 BMH3 #354 - 08/19/2023 - Just Matt Learns to lay with Save a horse

When:

Saturday, August Nineteenth, TwentyThousand and TwentyThree
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check, hopefully

Where:

Parking-Lake at Springwoods Village Nature Preserve
Drive down the dirt road past the dead end at 23231 Holzwarth Rd, Spring, TX 77389
30.102866138518769, -95.45631579812969
https://goo.gl/maps/ER6SCR3nrK2rGGuL8

Hares:

Just Matt
Save a Horse(Ride a Mole)

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Just Matt has volunteered to hare for the first time!
Save a Horse stepped up to steer him in the right direction!
Just Matt promises a TRAIL! But hasn't told me any other details... 

Trail will be about 3 miles, will have water crossings.  Trail will be mostly shaded with a mix of trails and shiggy!
Butt don't worry Mole will keep things from going too far off the rails?

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT! SERIOUSLY DON'T DIE ON TRAIL!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #353 – 08/05/2023:Fuck Fuck Goose Shiggy Trail and Pool Party!

 

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BMH3 #353 – 08/05/2023:Fuck Fuck Goose Shiggy Trail and Pool Party!

Hear ye, hear ye, all you adventurous and thirsty souls of the Brass Monkey Hash House Harriers! It's time to mark your calendars for what may be the hottest hash of the year on Saturday, August 5, 2023!

When:

Saturday, August Fifth Year of our lord TwentyTwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• TWO manned beer checks

Where:

📍Cypress Creek MTB Trailhead
🏁14234 W Cypress Forest Dr, Houston, TX 77070
29.9840995226569, -95.57693700894869
https://goo.gl/maps/HcuXqWTfHJ6ffQSf7

Hare:

Fuck Fuck Goose

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
What's in store for this trail, you may ask? Prepare yourselves for a 3-4 mile journey filled with heat, heat, shiggy, heat and more heat! Fear not, brave hashers, for we shall have not one, but TWO manned beer AND WATER checks to keep the spirits high and mouths dry... errrr, wet! And if the weather gods smile upon us, there might even be wet stuff and other shenanigans on the trail.

On-After Pool Party:
After conquering the trail, the festivities continue at Goose's residence! Goose is supplying a pool, Malört, some orange food, and a grill for those who may wish to bring their own meat or meat substitute to cook up.

Hares Notes:
- Trail is A to A'. Bring a vessel if you plan on pre-lubing in the parking lot.
- The temperature at go-time is supposed to be >100F. If you don't want to be like Goose and almost die on trail, bring lots of water to carry with you.
- Pool On-After is BYOB and BYOM (Bring your own Meat or Meat substitute)
- Much to the chagrin of some of you; Goose's spawn will be at home so nudity is a no-go this time around.


Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT! - Seriously everyone who didn't have it last time nearly died, and last trail was literally in water.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

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BMH3 #334 - 11/12/2022: Save a Horse(Ride a Mole) Celebrates the Marine corps birthday

When:

Saturday, November Twelfth, Twenty-TwentyTwo
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

24202 Kuykendahl Rd, Tomball, TX 77389
30.115224485555969, -95.55388532310469
https://goo.gl/maps/aj49Q6WSGfFbWdoz8

Hares:

Save a Horse(Ride a Mole)

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Park in Kroger parking near gas station and Taco Bell.
Trail is 3.69 miles, with lots of Shiggy!
2 Bier checks.
A to B, or A to A' according to how the last hares fucked us.
But anyhow, expect to get bloody. Expect to get wet. And most importantly expect to be disappointed by yours truly, as it's my Barfday!!

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #316 - 03/05/2022: Womb Raiders Birthday Trail!

When:

Saturday, March 5th
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check

Where:

Spring Creek Greenway **There are several of these, pay attention to which one!**
Dead End, South End of Glen Loch Road,
Approximate Address is: 23915 Glen Loch Dr Spring, TX
https://goo.gl/maps/D6tisHCZYSAh1FPG6
30.11353537952869, -95.48916886828769

Hares:

WOMB RAIDER

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
In honor of my finally being middle aged even by Betty White standards cum out and enjoy some beautiful weather, good beer and a trail. I have no idea what kind of trail but it will be good!?! Expect somewhere between 3-5 miles. Truthishly unless I get lost closer to 3 than 5. I am 50 now and senility is kicking in so it could happen. Expect shiggy, water crossings and thorns.
Thanks guys!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS starting to warm up!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

2023 HARE SIGNUPS!

  

 

HEY HASHERS, WE NEED HARES!!!!

We're opening up 2023 trails, so check out the spreadsheet linked below and sign up to Hare! First CUM first served! Call dibs on those birthdays, anniversaries, and celebrations ASAP! Never laid a Brass Monkey H3 trail? The rules are simple! You MUST have shiggy You MUST have at least one beer check, for which you are responsible for supplying the beer/slut juice/alcohol-of-some-kind. Don’t lay a trail on the side of a busy road like an asshole. Don’t lay a trail that has to swim across a mile-wide crossing like an asshole. Not sure you want to do it yourself? Ask for a co-hare! If you haven't hared in a while, or ever, now is your chance for redemption! Show us what you got! Questions, Comments? ON-ON -=Twinkle Toes=-

8=======HOW TO SIGN UP=====D~~~~~~~~~~~~

1:Open our Google spreadsheet 2023 Brass Monkey Hares 2: Peruse the Red dates(note the little corner markers indicating someone else has already commented and asked for a date) 3: Right click(or long press if on a phone) the Hare Cell for the Date you're interested in, and press Comment 4: Write your hash name,Run Title, and a non-facebook contact method, then press "comment" 5: Have a beer (or six) and wait for me to mark your date as taken, and fill in the details to make it "official" 6: Put your trail on your own calendar, and set a reminder a month out so you don't forget that shit. 7: Hare your trails