BMH3 #341 – 3/4/2023: Homoglobins Spring Trail

 

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BMH3 #341 – 3/4/2023: Homoglobins Spring Trail

When:

Saturday, March Fourth, Twenty TwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

William Goodrich Jones state forest (On the South side of 1488, by the pond)
2443 Farm to Market Rd 1488, Conroe, TX 77384
30.23112085575769, -95.4984550467969
https://goo.gl/maps/h1TgGJ4HeFrDZ6AB9

Hares:

Homoglobin

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Trail is about 4 miles ish.
A to A. Weather looks fantastic.
Craft beer and seltzer, water check.

Bring:

WATER, IT MIGHT BE SUPER NICE!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions. Just make sure you go to the south side of 1488 and park by the pond.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #341 – 2/18/2023: Twinkle Toes Celebrates his birthday, and the 13th Analversary of the Brass Monkey H3!

When:

Saturday, February Eighteenth, TwentyTwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Forest Cove Community Center
1081-1041 Marina Dr, Kingwood, TX 77339
30.02644618886869, -95.24049822017569
https://goo.gl/maps/hKskTjrhntTBFapU8
*****DO NOT GO to an address on Masters Way, THAT IS WRONG!

Hare:

Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
In celebration of me making it another year, and the Brass Monkey Hash existing for another year, I will be treating you to an awesome trail! Trail will be between 4-6 miles. You can expect SHIGGY! MUD! SUBURBAN DECAY! WATER of varying depths!(Will I make you swim? Maybe a little!)  Since trail is wet, and it is expected to be a little chilly, I Highly suggest a change of clothes and a warm jacket for circle!  Also, to help you deal with the cold, We will be bringing some hot drink fixins, so bring a vessel that can handle the heat! Also, trail will likely be A to A', so put your circle gear in a shag bag!

Bring:

Something warm and dry for circle!
A Drinking Vessel for HOT Beverages!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-