BMH3 #403 – 7/5/2025: Penis Fly Crap's Summertime Swimming Hole & Shiggy

 

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BMH3 #403 – 7/5/2025: Penis Fly Crap's Summertime Swimming Hole & Shiggy

When: 

Saturday, July Fifth, TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Woodbranch Village Park
113 Maple Lane, Woodbranch, TX 77357
30.175492007089769, -95.17823874683869
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ZdmHBCCYjt6RBvTE9

Hares: 

Penis Fly Crap

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 
Summertime is here, so the hare has planned 3-4 miles of shaded shiggy guaranteed to get you wet.  Trail is A-to-B, will feature a BX swimming hole, and a creekside On-In with a possible aquatic circle.  Bring: Virgins, $5, your favorite horsefly repellent, and a drinking vessel for Brass Monkeys .  

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
A shag bag, if you want any of your stuff at the end!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #402 – 6/21/2025: 🎉🐒 Dumb Cumpster & 5Foot Butthole’s Birthday Trail! 🐒🎉

 

 

 

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BMH3 #402 – 6/21/2025: 🎉🐒 Dumb Cumpster & 5Foot Butthole’s Birthday Trail! 🐒🎉

When:

Saturday, June TwentyFirst TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 230PM show, 3:00PM Go

Where:

Burroughs park back parking lot by the pavilion
9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375
https://maps.app.goo.gl/sC5Ng638ZMLJkD2a8
30.138116103787569, -95.57641697486269

Hares:

Dumb Cumpster & 5Foot Butthole

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
🗺️ Trail Deets:
• 3- to 4-ish miles of birthday chaos
• Expect shiggy, water crossings, and probably some regret
• Dog-friendly (as long as your dog can swim or heckle drunk hashers)
• 1 glorious beer check to hydrate your filthy soul

🎉 On-After:
💦 Pool party at 5Foot Butthole’s party palace
👙 BYOB | Bring a towel | Swimsuits optional
🍿 We’ll have snacks
🎯 Games galore: flippy cup, beer pong, darts, pool shenanigans, backyard games
🎶 Music, chaos. Bad decisions encouraged

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
For the on AFTER BYOB, BYOTOWEL!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://signal.group/#CjQKIIalOA2myD7a6NUErlTmIA_iDCTrKoGL43hBJ7iRz17rEhBDput_QcfdV2rzWyvK5iZ6
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #396 – 3/29/2025: 🐦 Goose’s Birthday Trail: Twice the Water, Twice the Regret 🐦

 

 

 

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BMH3 #396 – 3/29/2025: 🐦 Goose’s Birthday Trail: Twice the Water, Twice the Regret 🐦

When:

Saturday, March TwentyNinth TwentyTwentyfive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

30.00034527391169, -95.53189054600269
Otherwise referred to as the Stub-Out Road attached to the parking lot of the Chase Bank located at:
8421 Cypresswood Dr,
Spring, TX 77379
https://maps.app.goo.gl/kBQnJQdyrYgthFLt6

Hares:

Fuck Fuck Goose

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
🐦 Goose’s Birthday Trail: Twice the Water, Twice the Regret 🐦

Listen up, you pack of dehydrated degenerates! This week’s trail is a celebration of Goose’s birthday, and in true half-mind fashion, we are honoring it with questionable decisions, mysterious mileage, and more moisture than your last date. That is right—you might get to swim twice: once on trail (surprise water crossing? flooded trail? Goose’s tears?) and again at a Pool On-After. Hydration is mandatory. Drowning is optional.

🎉 THE OCCASION:
Goose has survived another trip around the sun without being banned from trail, arrested (publicly), or declared legally deceased. Let us gather to pretend we like him, drink in his honor, and yell "ON-ON" like it means something.

🦆 THE TRAIL:
Maybe 3 miles. Maybe 10. Maybe it loops. Maybe you are the loop. Goose scouted it with one eye closed and a beer in hand, so bring your sense of direction and lower your expectations. Might have shiggy. Might not. Might be flat. Might be vertical. Might be a metaphor for life. Who knows? Who cares?

💦 POOL ON-AFTER:
Cool down your trail-stank in Goose’s pool.
🔥 BYOM – Bring Your Own Meat to grill
🍻 BYOB – Bring Your own Beverages
🍪 Some snacks may be provided, depending on how much Goose actually cares on Saturday
👙 Suits required – Yes, this is not your nudist colony fantasy. Goose’s spawn will be home.


Come out and celebrate our favorite feathered freak. You will sweat, you will swim, and you might survive. But either way, you will leave wetter, louder, and probably more confused than you arrived.

ON-ON, ya filthy animals!

From Misman: TRAIL STARTS AT 3PM!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS GETTING HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://signal.group/#CjQKIIalOA2myD7a6NUErlTmIA_iDCTrKoGL43hBJ7iRz17rEhBDput_QcfdV2rzWyvK5iZ6
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

 

 

BMH3 #381 - 08/31/2024: Just Lulus(the human) Virgin Lay and Outside Cat with a pool party and fajitas on after!!!!

 

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BMH3 #381 - 08/31/2024: Just Lulus(the human) Virgin Lay and Outside Cat

When:

Saturday, August ThirtyFirst TWentyTwentyFour
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Champion Forest Park
9650 Cypresswood Dr, Houston, TX 77070
29.9912634597069, -95.55229335755269
https://maps.app.goo.gl/xQ1MnUbsTQNX2aFG6

Hares:

Just Lulu(the human)
Outside Cat

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:

Do you like getting hot?
Do you like getting wet?
Do you like wishing death on the people that made you hot and wet?
If so, have we got a trail for you!  
Cum one, cum all, for Just Lulu the Human's VIRGIN Hare!  
Since we don't hate her, and want her to live and stick around, we decided KatchUp should not be the one to teach her how to hare.  No, we thought it was time for her to have a slap of reality and get a full day of a hungover Outside Cat.  We're guessing.  Cum see the result when Outside Cat spends the day directing the small, drunk kitten that is Just Lulu the Human.  Will she try to treat Lulu the Human like Lulu the Dog?  Bark bark, bitch.  What else are we guessing?  

Trail will be about 3-4 miles... we think.  
There will be shade and water to get wet... possibly.  
And last but not least, there will be a POOL ENDING WITH FAJITAS!!  Allegedly.  If that were to transpire, it would be a BYOB type of on-after.  Not like, "Ohh, can I have some circle beer for on-after?"  Le no.  There will be gas stations along the way, or you can bring a lil'ol cooler with your favorite beverages in it.  Of note, Just Lulu the Human does not yet have a hash name.  She needs a hash name.  If you have stories, bring them.  If you don't, start making them up.  We've gotten through the climax of heat, and now we're dropping faster than Lulu's patience level with KatchUp when he's trying to mansplain things to her.  So cum on out, you won't wanna miss it!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS STILL HOT!

Swimsuit, plate, utensils and beverage of choice for on after!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-

Come one come all for the First Anal Brass Monkey Holiday Party!!!!

 Come one come all for the First Anal Brass Monkey Holiday Party!!!!

 

 When: 

Friday December 15th!!! at 7pm!

 Where:

The Buttchug Bones house. 

 86 Sunlit Grove st, 77382

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xtBk4joTTj13eAEz6

30.212700668152569, -95.52372287554469

 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HOSTS: 

 Come one come all for the First Anal Brass Monkey Holiday Party at the Buttchug/Bones house. 

Start time is 7pm. Food will be provided so please RSVP! BYOB on beverages.

There will be a white elephant gift(~$15) exchange so bring a wrapped gift(~$15) for anyone who wants to participate…could be funny, naughty, useful, plain stupid, or just $15! Be clever!

There will be a cookie exchange so bring a batch of your favorites and a container and everyone goes home with a good variety of cookies for the holidays!

Hot tub will be hot, weather permitting the pool will be warm too! No need to dress fancy, any ugly holiday sweater will do! Spork says he’s bringing naughty dreidel and a menorah to round out the holiday festivities.

We hope to see everyone there! On-on!

 

Bring:

Your Own Beverages

White Elephant gift(~$15)

Cookies for the cookie exchange

Swimsuit....maybe
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a holiday party on your own. 

 

 D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

 

 

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #353 – 08/05/2023:Fuck Fuck Goose Shiggy Trail and Pool Party!

 

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BMH3 #353 – 08/05/2023:Fuck Fuck Goose Shiggy Trail and Pool Party!

Hear ye, hear ye, all you adventurous and thirsty souls of the Brass Monkey Hash House Harriers! It's time to mark your calendars for what may be the hottest hash of the year on Saturday, August 5, 2023!

When:

Saturday, August Fifth Year of our lord TwentyTwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• TWO manned beer checks

Where:

📍Cypress Creek MTB Trailhead
🏁14234 W Cypress Forest Dr, Houston, TX 77070
29.9840995226569, -95.57693700894869
https://goo.gl/maps/HcuXqWTfHJ6ffQSf7

Hare:

Fuck Fuck Goose

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
What's in store for this trail, you may ask? Prepare yourselves for a 3-4 mile journey filled with heat, heat, shiggy, heat and more heat! Fear not, brave hashers, for we shall have not one, but TWO manned beer AND WATER checks to keep the spirits high and mouths dry... errrr, wet! And if the weather gods smile upon us, there might even be wet stuff and other shenanigans on the trail.

On-After Pool Party:
After conquering the trail, the festivities continue at Goose's residence! Goose is supplying a pool, Malört, some orange food, and a grill for those who may wish to bring their own meat or meat substitute to cook up.

Hares Notes:
- Trail is A to A'. Bring a vessel if you plan on pre-lubing in the parking lot.
- The temperature at go-time is supposed to be >100F. If you don't want to be like Goose and almost die on trail, bring lots of water to carry with you.
- Pool On-After is BYOB and BYOM (Bring your own Meat or Meat substitute)
- Much to the chagrin of some of you; Goose's spawn will be at home so nudity is a no-go this time around.


Bring:
WATER, IT IS HOT! - Seriously everyone who didn't have it last time nearly died, and last trail was literally in water.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #351 – 7/8/2023: CSI and Stunt Hare Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

 

🚨🚨🚨 We need a hare for THE NEXT TRAIL!!! Lots of trails available in July and August! Lay us a  short, wet trail or a  pool party, or whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up Follow this link! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

 BMH3 #351 – 7/8/2023: CSI and Stunt Hare Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

When:

Saturday, July Eighth, Twenty Twentythree
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Old Riley Fuzzle road, right by where it turns away from 99 - park in the dirt under/next to 99
https://goo.gl/maps/oG2dubw1pQ9533168
30.09472911906069, -95.40513956977969

Hares:

CSI
Stunt Hare Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
2-3 mile shady shiggy trail with shallow water crossings. Eagle split at hares discretion weather permitting.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
SERIOUSLY, BRING A CAMELBAK FULL OF ICE WATER, we don't need anyone overheating on trail.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.
If you find yourself at the spring creek greenway nature center, turn around and cross riley fuzzle rd.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #350 – 6/24/2023: Outside Cats Birthday!!!

 

🚨🚨🚨 We need hares for THE NEXT TRAIL!!! Lots of trails available in July and August! Someone Lay us a  short, wet trail or a  pool party, or whatever the fuck you want to lay!! To sign up Follow this link! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

 

BMH3 #350 – 6/24/2023: Outside Cats Birthday!!!

When:

Saturday, June TwentyFourth, Twothousand and Twentythree
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Creepy dead end of Red Oak Dr. approximately: 19603 Red Oak Dr, Houston, TX 77090
https://goo.gl/maps/ULPvexq6zVRau9Vq8
30.03316564259569, -95.45546468240269

Hares:

Outside Cat
Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Outside Cat promises a wonderful trail that will be shady, wet, and truly close to 3 miles. (not an IVANNA "3" mile trail).
The mosquitos are bad, so bring bug spray!  It's also the 350th monkey trail, so the chances of special treats at circle is much higher than normal.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!, no seriously, bring water to drink on trail, we don't need anyone dieing on us.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

BMH3 #341 – 2/18/2023: Twinkle Toes Celebrates his birthday, and the 13th Analversary of the Brass Monkey H3!

When:

Saturday, February Eighteenth, TwentyTwentyThree
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

Forest Cove Community Center
1081-1041 Marina Dr, Kingwood, TX 77339
30.02644618886869, -95.24049822017569
https://goo.gl/maps/hKskTjrhntTBFapU8
*****DO NOT GO to an address on Masters Way, THAT IS WRONG!

Hare:

Twinkle Toes

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
In celebration of me making it another year, and the Brass Monkey Hash existing for another year, I will be treating you to an awesome trail! Trail will be between 4-6 miles. You can expect SHIGGY! MUD! SUBURBAN DECAY! WATER of varying depths!(Will I make you swim? Maybe a little!)  Since trail is wet, and it is expected to be a little chilly, I Highly suggest a change of clothes and a warm jacket for circle!  Also, to help you deal with the cold, We will be bringing some hot drink fixins, so bring a vessel that can handle the heat! Also, trail will likely be A to A', so put your circle gear in a shag bag!

Bring:

Something warm and dry for circle!
A Drinking Vessel for HOT Beverages!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 BMH3 #321 – 05/14/2022: Slough & Shiggy

We need hares for next trail, and several more throughout the summer! Summer trails can be shorter and wetter! To sign up Follow this link!

When:

Saturday, May 14th, 2022
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

Metropark Drive, Shenandoah
On-street parking on Metropark Drive, past Hyatt House.
30.19489777086269, -95.44745242428269
https://goo.gl/maps/o3yc4dusv9UUhzFJ6

Hares:

Penis Fly Crap and Dim Reaper!

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Cum one cum all to Penis Fly Crap & Dim Reaper's 1st haring of a Brass Monkey.  There will be sloughs, shiggy, swamps, snakes, spiders, beer, briars, bugs, mud, and a few more surprises along the way.  Bring $5, virgins, and vessels for Brass Monkeys in circle.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure



Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

08/07/2021 BMH3# 301 Cougarrand takes the Monkeys Swimming

BMH3 #301 – 8/7/2021: Cougarrand takes the Monkeys Swimming

When:

Saturday, 8/7/2021
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
Unmanned beercheck

Where:

2-Coogs-A-Night Farm.
403 Westbrook, Pinehurst, TX 77362
30.121574301012269, -95.65299576832169

Hares:

Cougarrand and Two Mennonite

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
A to A trail. ~3 Mile trail, SHIGGY! At least one beer check. Crotch deep water crossings!
Pool ending! Dogs are welcome, as long as they don’t try to “save all of the swimmers” 😂😂.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 

A drinking vessel for monkeys at circle.
A swimsuit, and a towel, because its a pool ending!!!!!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-