Just Short of A Brass Monkey Mile?

   

 

 

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Brass Monkey #421 03/14/26 Just Short of A Brass Monkey Mile?

When: 

Saturday, March Fourteenth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where: 

3826 E Mossy Oaks Rd Spring 77389

https://maps.app.goo.gl/EME8qKtGyXjgiQmt9

30.09244091297073, -95.45177617523852

 

Hares: 

Short Cummingz, Just Joel and possibly Seymour???

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 

The start is at a muggles home so be extra rowdy when you enter the premise of the neighbors domicile(Girls: tops off! Men: drop trou!!). DO NOT do a ketchup*.  This will be a first for Short Cummingz who is leading the trail without the guidance of a seasoned Monkey hasher, WHOOP WHOOP!. We can only expect the best from her since she has had some of the greatest half minds guide her on past trails. Be prepared for the best shiggy, water crossings and trail of your life, ON-ON!!! 

Bring:

APPROPRIATE CLOTHING. Who do I look like the fucking weatherman?
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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-=Twinkle Toes=- 

*ketchup - Taking a tomato from a burger, shoving it down a girl's pants, smacking their crotch and yelling "KETCHUP"!