OK,
we are here… we are at the end of the waiting. VOODOO MONKEY 2012 is in, wait
for it, JUST OVER TWO WEEKS!
That’s
right, this Saturday is the 68th running of the Brass Monkey H3 and
two weeks after that not only the 69th Brass Monkey hash, it is
VOODOO FREAKING MONKEY!
Kegs
tapped on Friday and drank till Sunday! Enjoy beer, Brass Monkeys, hash
Olympics, camping, hashing, eating, gimmies, flip-cup, beer pong, keg war, you
name it, it is freaking there!
Over
90 of you signed up so far, over a dozen different kennels from 10 different
states! That is a lot of retarded people showing other retarded people how they
do it in their hood. Thug life!
What
do you need to know:
Where:
General Sam’s, Huntsville, TX. (Fly into Bush Intercontinental (IAH) if you be
far.)
When:
September 14th – 16th, NEXT MONTH!
Why:
Truthishly? Why? If you are asking why then you should not be attending this
campout. You should be standing at home pretending you had a moustache wishing
you were as cool as someone with a mustache. No mustache for you.
How
Much: $79.00. We kept it low so more of you could go so hop to it and come
enjoy awesomeness.
Deadline:
You must, MUST, MUST sign up by this Saturday, September 1st,
to get your personalized gimmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gimmies, made
for you. Not one size fits all t-shirts, shirts in your size, and other
awesomeness, true awesomeness for you and all you wished in your gimmies-dreams.
What
You Need: Bring a tent and shit to sleep in/on/under/whatever your kinky
style is. Never been to a campout before? Cute. This will be fun. You can sleep
in Spork’s tent. It smells like glaucoma medicine.
Got
An RV?: Limited number of RV spaces available @ $30/night w/ water,
electric, and sewer hookups! (Reserve w/ Shery at General Sam’s before 9/1/12 @
(832) 495-1046)
Are
You A Redneck?: 4-Wheelers & Mud toys welcome! ($45 for the weekend to
use WHOLE facility!)
Planning
On Getting Dirty?: Showers and running water available at the facility!
THEMES?:
I got your themes!
Friday:
Ameri-camo ('Murrica and camo gear, Fuck Yeah!)
Saturday: Jungle Fever Safari (Either a Gay Porn title or some creative, possibly both)
Saturday: Jungle Fever Safari (Either a Gay Porn title or some creative, possibly both)
Like
Music?: Ladies and Gentlemen prepare yourself for the one, the only,
Palatial Palace of Dancing Mayhem and Ridiculousness presented by Former Mr.
Texas InterHash FUCK YOU KNAVE!! That’s right, FU Knave volunteered his
services of amazingness and they will be freaking appreciated and enjoyed at
VOODOO MONKEY! WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Want
To Sign Up?: http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-2012/
So
cum one, cum all, to VOODOO MONKEY 2012 TO HAVE SOME
FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0N-0N
BITCHES,
Cocktor Spork
1 comment:
What exactly do you mean by jungle fever safari theme. Us it 70's disco porn style or something else
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