We Need Hares for 10/24(HALLOWEEN!!!), and both trails in November! Let mismanagement know or Sign up here: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3 Once all trails this year are claimed, we'll open up 2027 trails!
BMH3 #435 09/26/2026 10th Anal Flock You!
When:
Saturday, September TwentySixth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack EARLY 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
Where:
5171 Flintridge Dr, The Woodlands, TX 77381
Hares:
Dumpsterbaitor, Indiana Bones, Mouth Organ, Outside Cat and Womb RaiderSidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
Can this really be the 10th Anal Flock You?!? FLOCK YES!!! Get your feathers ready and pucker up your little cloacas. If you make the right choice and cum, you will get: THREE AWESOME MIGRATIONS/TRAILS, A KICKASS PATCH, “PRIZES”, COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BOOZE & CANNIBALISTIC HOT BIRD FOOD! ALL FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $5! With this economy, you can’t afford not to cum! As is Flock You tradition, there will be the Robin (Orange), the Dove (White) and the Blue Bird (Blue) trails 1.5 to 2 miles each laid in different colors of flour. ALL trails will start and end at the Nest filled with all the things. Leave the Nest as many or as few times as you like. Duckies have once again wandered from the Nest. Bring them back for special “prizes”! Wear your best feathers or Wedding dress! We can’t wait to see our flock!!!
Bring:
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-
