BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 93
When: Saturday, August 17th, 2:00pm!!!
Where: TimberLakers/TimberRidge Community Pool
Royal Oaks Road, The Woodlands, TX
Hare(s): Fucking Tree Hugger & A Wiener Runs Through It
Why: Because you like drinking period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!
D'erections: FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it hits I-45 and exit 73 Towards Rayford / Sawdust (Where you would normally exit for Spork's Spooning Spectacularium.) Turn left under the freeway onto Sawdust Road and go straight until Sawdust turns left right before Starbucks and CVS, then turn left onto it. Stay on this shit all the way until it dead ends, it will turn you hard right, hard left, etc... ALL WAY WAY! When it deadends onto Glen Lock Drive, turn right. Go until you hit Royal Oaks, aka the street with the sign saying "ALL THE SHIT THAT WAY." Park at the bottom of the hill along the road.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: At least 2 beer checks, plenty of shiggy, maybe a road or two. There will be water crossings, unless it keeps raining much, and then 100% chance of water crossings.... "probably" PI somewhere. and of course, thorns.
Boob checks and dick checks....because it’s Tree Hugger and Wiener laying trail, and we love those things, cause we are whores. WHORES.
Well there you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591
When: Saturday, August 17th, 2:00pm!!!
Where: TimberLakers/TimberRidge Community Pool
Royal Oaks Road, The Woodlands, TX
Hare(s): Fucking Tree Hugger & A Wiener Runs Through It
Why: Because you like drinking period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!
D'erections: FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it hits I-45 and exit 73 Towards Rayford / Sawdust (Where you would normally exit for Spork's Spooning Spectacularium.) Turn left under the freeway onto Sawdust Road and go straight until Sawdust turns left right before Starbucks and CVS, then turn left onto it. Stay on this shit all the way until it dead ends, it will turn you hard right, hard left, etc... ALL WAY WAY! When it deadends onto Glen Lock Drive, turn right. Go until you hit Royal Oaks, aka the street with the sign saying "ALL THE SHIT THAT WAY." Park at the bottom of the hill along the road.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: At least 2 beer checks, plenty of shiggy, maybe a road or two. There will be water crossings, unless it keeps raining much, and then 100% chance of water crossings.... "probably" PI somewhere. and of course, thorns.
Boob checks and dick checks....because it’s Tree Hugger and Wiener laying trail, and we love those things, cause we are whores. WHORES.
Well there you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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