When: Saturday, May
9th, at 4:00pm! Pack off at 4:30pm.
Where: George Mitchell
Preserve,
AFTER 6000 Creekside Forest Drive, The
Woodlands, TX 77389. (NOT EXACT ADDRESS).
Park at the Trailhead for George Mitchell
Preserve after the round-about on the right. If parking is full there, park in
the dirt parking lot to the right of the trailhead parking. ***WE ARE PUTTING
ROB FLEMMING PARK AS WHERE BECAUSE IT IS CLOSE, THIS IS RIGHT DOWN THE STREET
FROM THAT!**
Hares: The Land of MILF
and Honey and EntrePORNer
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts
$12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections: Take I-45 North
to Exit 70B for Spring-Stubner / Road-West. Take Spring Stubner going west for
about 4 miles. Turn right onto Gosling Road and go for about 4 miles. Turn left
into Creekside Forest Drive / Subdivision. Huge entrance on the left that says
The Woodlands. Go to the traffic circle (round-about) and take first right onto
Creekside Forest Drive. George Mitchell Preserve trailhead is on the right and
a large dirt parking lot next to that.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARE:
This is the 2nd Annual Brass Monkey MILF Run! Celebrate all MILFs and
MILFs-to-be with a hash run over Mother’s Day weekend. Yes, in true mama monkey
style, you will get into the shiggy and water. At the end, you will enjoy some
chick pleasing foods like fruit, cheese, and other real food (along with the
various orange food products. This is a MILF trail so of course, expect the
vagina cupcakes!
Well, you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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