Tuesday, April 21, 2015

3rd AИAL Brass Monkey IronHash TEXAS: Three Trails, Three Circles, One Horrible Hangover

***DETAILS TO COME, SAVE THE DATE!***

3rd AИAL Brass Monkey IronHash: Three Trails, Three Circles, One Horrible Hangover

When: Saturday, May 16th, at 6:00am!

Where: The Woodlands, TX

Hare(s): Dick Assley, Flatline, Outside Cat, Cocktor Spork, and Twinkle Toes, DoubleMint Cum (a.k.a. Betty Cock-in-her), and probable some other poor souls that we rope into this.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Cost: $5 PER hash & $10 for showing up, or if you are doing all three, $25 and that includes the patch with the FINISHER attachment!

Bring: Hash Cash Shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $12, and a thirst for beer of course!
***BRING YOUR OWN DAMN LUNCH, WE'LL HAVE A COOLER!!!***

Rough *probably will change* schedule:
0600: Gather at Start Point
0601-1714: A TON OF SHIT
1715: Cheer on the Ironmen while they Run
????: Don't drive drunk, crash here!

D'erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Once we know the damn start point, we'll put dick'rections!

Sidenote: DETAILS TO CUM SHORTLY, JUST SAVE THE DAMN DATE!!!!!

So, to highlight the most important shit:
•Bring your own lunch!
•Bring like three changes of clothes and a towel!
•We are leaving at 6:40am SHARP, do not be late. Like seriously, if you have ever been on time for anything in your life, be on time for this. Plan on traffic for the IronMan, and give yourself time! Do not be that person who calls like "Oh, so sorry, can you wait for us? Traffic is sooooo bad." No! Bad!
•HYDRATE! Drink water before, this will seriously drain you - it's gonna be fucking hot!
•Figure out lodging. Plan on staying with other hashers at the Super 8 or make other arrangements. Other arrangements does not mean assume you can stay with Spork and Twinkle. :P
•Total cost for three trails, three circle, a patch, and transportation all around is $25. If you can't do all the trails, you suck. That's all.

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Twinkle Toes' #: (661) 342-1679
Dick Assley's #: (214) 502-6501
Flatline's #: (832) 431-6339

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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