BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 145

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 145

When: Saturday, August 15th, at ***3:00pm!***

Where: Sundance Park

Alden Bridge Drive & Branch Crossing Drive

The Woodlands, TX 77382

***I AM PUTTING THE CHURCH AS THAT IS THE CLOSEST THING, BUT IT DOES NOT START AT AN EFFING CHURCH!***

Hare: Dr. Stinkfinger

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North and exit 242 WEST. (There is a toll bridge or you can just exit and turn left for free). Go for 2-3 miles and turn left on Green Bridge Drive. Go for 1 miles and turn right onto Research Forrest Drive. Go for about 2 miles then turn left onto Branch Crossing Drive. Go for a half mile then right right onto Alden Bridge Drive, then the park will be on your right. *NOTE* There are like 50 ways to get here, this is just the fastest in my opinion, but whatever your GPS wants to do, let it happen.

Sidenote: Ever been on a Dr. Stinkfinger trail before? Yes? Good, you know what to expect. Have not? Oh, sucks for you, here's what you can count on. At least ONE beer check, some serious leg cutting shiggy, and depending on the rain, there might be something anywhere from a "water crossing" to a "G-d said to Noah, build me an arky arky", so we'll see. What can you expect at the end? A POOL!!!!!!!!!!! POOL ENDING!!!! Not like let's-fill-up-Spork-and-Red-Light's-trucks-with-water-and-say-"pool", but an *actual* pool ending! With a BBQ! That's right, him and his amazing wife will be BBQing!

Things to take note of: we will be going to a very beautiful home owned by two of the nicest people ever, don't be a bastard. If you are a bastard, you will be asked to leave by me. Fun will be had there, but doing stupid things like glass in the pool or pushing people in that may be in dry clothes and don't want to be in the pool is not cool. They are also nice enough to make us food out of their own pocket, so be thankful and don't just feel entitled. Want to bring a 6er for the hosts? Great idea! The least you can do at the end of the night is to thank them immensely for letting us crash in their pool when it's over 100°.

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork