BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 146 - SPORK'S BIRFDAY TRAIL!

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 146 - SPORK'S BIRFDAY TRAIL!

When: Saturday, August 29th, at ***3:00pm!***

Where: SPRING CREEK GREENWAY 
**There are several of these, pay attention to which one!**
Dead End, South End of Glen Loch Road,
Approximate Address is:
23915 Glen Loch Dr
Spring, TX 77380

Hare: Cocktor Spork, Bristle While You Work, and Womb Raider

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: D’erections: FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it hits I-45, then take exit 73 to Rayford Road/Sawdust Road. Take the feeder to the light and turn LEFT onto Sawdust Road. Continue past three lights, then turn LEFT on the fourth light where the Starbucks is, which is still Sawdust Road, it just turns. You will stay on this for several miles until it dead ends. You'll pass Wal-Mart, Sawmill Road, you'll go right, left, yadda yadda, and you go all the way until it dead ends onto Glen Loch Road (you'll see a Timber Lakes Timber Ridge Sign), turn LEFT. Go alllllllll the way to the dead end, and ta-dah!

Sidenote: It's that time of year again! That's right, it's been another year, and Cocktor Spork needs to find fresh virgins to destroy in order to curb his lust for Asian blood! *Writes down idea for novel* Not only will I be laying my ANAL Birthday trail, I'll be laying it with two hare-virgins: Bristle While You Work & Womb Raider!

What can you expect? Well, since it's Spork, you can expect LOTS 'O SHIGGY! Within said Shiggy, there shall be water crossings, thorns, deep dark woods, so deep you might be able to find one or two eATMe hashers we may have lost at some point. You can expect at least ONE beer check, and depending how terrible this thing is, maybe even two! For circle, expect terrible things, which you always should considering I was named "Hare Most Likely to Get you Killed" - that shit does not come easy. 

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork