BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 169 – The RA Gang-Bang!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 169 – The RA Gang-Bang!

When: Saturday, July 16th, at 4:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME!!!***

Where:

Lazy River Road

Conroe, TX 77385

(30.208638, -95.402416)

Hares: Cocktor Spork, Where Do You Get Off?, and Donnie the Retard

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston: Take I-45 North to exit 79A toward College Park Drive/Needham Road/TX-242. Take the feeder all the way to College Park Drive/Needham Road/TX-242, and turn right. Go for 2-3 miles, and look for a dirt road-ish turn off past a couple buildings, actual street name is Lazy Rover Road. Drive to the Cul-de-Sac at the end.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Cum one, cum all, to a trail for the ages! Join Cocktor Spork, Where Do You Get Off?, and Donnie the Retard for a shiggy-tastic trail full of water crossings, thorns, and regrets, capped off by a circle led by all three hares! Make them drink, make them cry, make them remember a fuck ton of songs while simultaneously getting smashed!

Expect at least one beer check, some fucking hot weather, and some thorns that will make you bleed like you finally got to go on a date with “Jimmy-10-Inch” and find out why they call him “Jimmy-10-Inch”. It wasn’t because of his shoe size, let me assure you. It should be dog friendly, but there may be some pretty tough shit to get them through, so happy hunting if you decide to bring yours.

Since this is out 169th trail, expect some super-secret-surprises! Maybe we’ll throw it old school and bring some Manischewitz, maybe we’ll do a nod to our Kimchi roots and give people some herpes, maybe we’ll just hire a Harriette to hula-hoop while drinking a monkey and playing “The Cheese Stands Alone” on a mini-piano with her right foot.

Although the weather will be hot, expect us to bring some cold and refreshing things to the end to make it worth your while! Make sure to bring a change of clothes and such because you’re gonna be gross as hell when you’re done.

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133

Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004

Donnie The Retard's #: (832) 257-7052

Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork