BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 168 – Homoglobin's Second Anal Divorcersary Trail!
When: Saturday, July
2nd, at 4:00pm!
Where:
Burroughs
Park
9738
Hufsmith Road
Tomball,
TX 77375
Hare: Homoglobin
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash,
shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery:
T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections:
From
Houston: Take I-45 North to FM 2920 West / Spring Cypress Road, then turn left.
Go for like 5 miles and turn right onto Kuykendahl Road. Go for another 5-ish
miles and turn left onto Hufsmith Road. Go for like a mile and a half and it
will wind you to the left, then turn Right into the park.
Sidenote:
Ladies
and Gentlemen, join the Brass Monkey for a steamy afternoon of ex-treme
happiness for Homoglobin’s Second Anal Divorcersary Trail! Expect shiggy, and
if this fucking rain keeps up, water crossings. Bring Alligator spray, and bug
spray… only one of them will *really* help, but it least you’ll feel slightly
better about yourself. Maybe. Expect at least one beer check, and expect to be
fucking gross by the end of trail, so bring something to change into.
NOTES
FROM THE HARE: there will be some Karbach and shitty beer for the beer check.
3.4 miles true trail. It just rained like a mother fucker so it will be muddy
from time to time. The forecast looks good but hot so stay hydrated. On on!
Questions?
Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).
Cocktor
Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
0n-0n Bitches,
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