BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 176 - Get Off & Croc of Shit's Bumbling Barfday Trail
When: Saturday, October
22nd, at ***3:30pm*** (Because Get Off)
Where: Keith-Weiss Park
12300
Aldine-Westfield Road
Houston,
TX 77093
Hares: Where Do You Get
Off? & Croc of Shit
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash,
shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery:
T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections:
From
Houston: Take Hardy Toll Toad north and exit towards Little York Road / Gulf
Bank Road. Take the feeder to Hartwick Road and turn tight. Go for a mile then
turn left onto Aldine-Westfield. Park will be on your right. Look for assholes.
Sidenote:
FROM
THE HARE: Expect a 3 mile trail with boobs, beer, and bad decisions. It's
almost Halloween so cum in your sexiest costume because you fucks won't be
"running" as much as you will be staggering. As is becoming tradition
for these stupid Halloween barfday trails, you can expect there to be a fair
bit of drinking at this trail so plan your transportation accordingly, because
what better way than to get back at these two fucktards than to make them puke
candy corn colors?
Cocktor
Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where
Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red
Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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