BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 186 - 6th Anal Brass Monkey Green Dress!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 186 - 6th Anal Brass Monkey Green Dress!

When: Saturday, March 11th, at 2:00pm!

Where: In the parking lot behind Red Lobster in Humble. 20414 US-59, Humble, TX 77338

Hares: Red Light Special, Outside Cat, 101 Donations, Mighty Mighty Small Mouth, and maybe even Skeet Squad

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

59 or 1960 to go the shopping center on the opposite side Deerbrook Mall on 59. We will be in the Parking Lot lot behind the Red Lobster.... use the address above and input that shit into google maps. If you can't find it, you probably would have sucked at trail anyway. At this point, find a bar and drink your sorrows away.

Sidenote:

Did you see the Hares list? Like seriously. I don’t know what you expect me to be able to say here that is going to convince you this is a good idea or a bad idea, something that’s going to be so well laid that Jenna Jameson would give it props, or something so terrible you’ll feel like you just followed Moses through the desert for forty years. Wait. Was it Moses, or Heartache, I can’t remember. Either way, he got them to the Asians at the end, and all the wise-men joined hands and sang Frosty the Snowman. Good times.

Get your fabulous green dresses ASAP! And make sure it covers your dick, we will be in sight of muggles. Or at least wear shorts underneath.

MORE DETAILS TO CUM? (I don't know, this might be it, but it's so worth it)

Red Light's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

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