Monday, March 20, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 187 - Mad as a March Hare Spring Equinox Celebration

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 187 - Mad as a March Hare Spring Equinox Celebration

When: Saturday, March 25th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE 3PM START TIME, WE HAVE DAYLIGHT NOW!***

Where: Dirt parking lot on Old Riley Fuzzel Rd, Spring, TX 77386 - READ D'ERECTIONS BELOW!

Hare: Womb Raider

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston:
Take I-45 N to exit 70A 2920/E Louetta. Right on E Louetta to Aldine Westfield. Left on Aldine Westfield to Riley Fuzzel. Right on Riley Fuzzel.

OR

Hardy Toll Rd N to Riley Fuzzel. Right on Riley Fuzzel.
THEN go about ½ mile or so on Riley Fuzzel and hang a left onto OLD Riley Fuzzel. OLD Riley Fuzzel is the last road to the left before you get to the Grand Parkway underpass across from the entrance to the Spring Creek Greenway Nature Center on the right (WE ARE NOT STARTING AT THE NATURE CENTER). If you go past the Grand Parkway you went too far, turn around and try again. Go about ¼ mile to the dead end. Parking are on the right.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE: Originally this was my B-day trail but that was almost a month ago and I’d just as soon forget I am half of 90. Instead let’s celebrate the Spring Equinox and party like a bunch of March Hares! To celebrate cum out for a 3-4 mile mostly Shiggy trail complete with briars patches, Jesus thorns and lovely burrs that have a way of getting stuck everywhere including your hair. Wear your shorts if you like to bleed. There will also be several chances to get wet on trail and one manned beer check of something better than the champagne of beer. Trail will be dog friendly for our hash pups. If I get in a baking mood there might be cookies or cupcakes for circle.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

1 comment:

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Thanks for sharing the entire route and pathway. Last time I went here with my friends and we got confused about the correct route of going on the correct road. This was helpful.