BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 188 - 101's BIRFDAY Trail!
When: Saturday, April
8th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE 3PM START TIME, WE HAVE DAYLIGHT NOW!***
Where: 7920 Willow Forest
Dr, Tomball, TX 77375
Hare: 101 Donations
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: A fucking VESSEL
to drink Homebrew Kölsch in circle, $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of
clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers
$1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston:
Take I-45 North, exit Spring Stuebner,
heading West. When you get to Kuykendahl, take a right heading North. When you
get to Willow Forest Dr., take a left heading West. Park on the street next to
Schultz Elementary.
Sidenote:
It's that time of year when you get to see
an angry woman take out her worldly frustrations on all of us. No, I’m not
talking about Chris Brown’s newest world tour, I’m talking about 101’s BIRFDAY
trail! You can expect some terrrrrrible shiggy, like making you wet and bloody
like an afternoon delight gone horribly wrong… (or right?) ... shiggy Expect at
least ONE beer check, with more possible should we stumble upon a homeless
guy’s Bud Light collection. P.S. Don’t steel Bud Light from the homeless,
pretty sure it says not to in the bible – somewhere towards the back. More
details to cum once the hare actually scouts and shit, but until then, SAVE THE
DATE!
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
Cocktor
Spork
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