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Monday, April 03, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 188 - 101's BIRFDAY Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 188 - 101's BIRFDAY Trail!

When: Saturday, April 8th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE 3PM START TIME, WE HAVE DAYLIGHT NOW!***

Where: 7920 Willow Forest Dr, Tomball, TX 77375

Hare: 101 Donations

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: A fucking VESSEL to drink Homebrew Kölsch in circle, $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston:
Take I-45 North, exit Spring Stuebner, heading West. When you get to Kuykendahl, take a right heading North. When you get to Willow Forest Dr., take a left heading West. Park on the street next to Schultz Elementary.

Sidenote:
It's that time of year when you get to see an angry woman take out her worldly frustrations on all of us. No, I’m not talking about Chris Brown’s newest world tour, I’m talking about 101’s BIRFDAY trail! You can expect some terrrrrrible shiggy, like making you wet and bloody like an afternoon delight gone horribly wrong… (or right?) ... shiggy Expect at least ONE beer check, with more possible should we stumble upon a homeless guy’s Bud Light collection. P.S. Don’t steel Bud Light from the homeless, pretty sure it says not to in the bible – somewhere towards the back. More details to cum once the hare actually scouts and shit, but until then, SAVE THE DATE!

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork


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