Monday, September 16, 2019

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 252 - 3rd AИAL Flock You Hash!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 252 - 3rd AИAL Flock You Hash!

When: Saturday, September 21st, at 3:00pm!

Rob Fleming Park
6055 Creekside Forest Drive
Spring, TX 77389

Hares: Womb Raider, Dumpsterbaitor, Indiana Bones, Mouth Organ, Outside Cat, and Aryan Sisterhood

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North to Woodlands Parkway going west for about 4 miles. Turn left at Gosling. Turn right at Creekside Forest. Go to the traffic circle (round-about) and take first right onto Creekside Forest Drive. George Mitchell Preserve trailhead is on the right and a large dirt parking lot next to that.

FROM THE HARES: Cum celebrate the survival of the Flock You Hash! There can be only one! It’s been rough lately for Brass Monkey special event hashes (RIP VooDoo Monkey, Iron Hash and Green Dress) but the FLOCK YOU HASH REFUSES. TO. DIE. Get your feathers ready and pucker up your little asshole! Your Flock leaders have made some elaborate plans for the 3rd Anal Flock You Hash and at least 10% will cum to fruition! If you make the right choice and cum you will get: AN AWESOME MIGRATION/TRAIL, A KICKASS PATCH, “PRIZES”, BIRD THEMED FOOD (hot and tasty), and DRINKS! Trail will be about 5 miles long. There will be at least 2 manned beer checks and 1 shot check. Little birds that may be/get injured or overheated or lazy can bail out at checks (warning you will drink for it). There will be trail treasures to find for special “prizes” at circle. Bird Costumes are highly encouraged. Please!?! We really want to have some feathered friends. We can’t wait to see our flock! We’re so excited we could pee out of our cloacas!!!

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

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