BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 251 - Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon's Birfday Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 251 - Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon's Birfday Trail!

When: Saturday, September 7th, at 3:00pm!

Where: Burroughs Park

9738 Huffsmith Road

*Farther parking lot / cul-de-sac / Pavilion area

Tomball, TX

Hares: Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon & Ivanna Hairy Buttchug

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road to Grand Parkway (TX-99) and go West - that means left. Take the exit toward Kuykendahl Road. Turn right onto Kuykendahl Road, then turn left onto Hufsmith Road. Take that and it will curve to the left, then park will be on your right. Go in and take it until you hit the last park at the deadend. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:

NOT FROM HARES: Although Cocktor Spork and Indiana Bones share the same birthday, they were unable to co-hare this year due to an ongoing custody battle with a Rapunzel barbie, different uses for Ivanna, and a John Stamos poster.  So the last trail was Spork's death march, and this will be Indiana's response!  Let's she what she's got!  She said.........

FROM THE HARES: Come celebrate the day of birth of Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon, which she shares with Cocktor Spork. Unlike his birthday trail, this one is not designed to kill you! Trail will be 3-4 miles with shiggy, water crossings, beer check, and boozy popsicles.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork