BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 255 - Homoglobin's Birfday Trail!
When: Saturday, November 2nd, at 3:00pm!
Where: BEHIND the Kroger
341 S Loop 336 W
Conroe, TX 77304
Hare: Homoglobin
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of
clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen,
$$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for
beer of course.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll
Road until it dead-ends into I-45, to exit 84B for South Frazier
Street/TX-75/Texas 336 Loop. Stay to the left and circle under the freeway and
back south. Take the first right on
Grand Central Pkwy, go straight, and look for assholes somewhere behind the
Kroger.
Sidenote:
*NOT* FROM THE HARE: The weather is nice, the
shiggy is welcoming, and the monkeys are about to fuck some shit up. Come join Homoglobin for his Birfday trail as
he takes us to the great rural north into Conroe, home of corn and people with
freckles. The start will be at the old
Camp Strake boy scout camp behind the Kroger.
For reasons totally unrelated to being 50 yards away from things and
that time I tried I teach those campers how to play "Hang the Sash on the
Hung Counselor" for that special patch... I mean badge, I will be unable
to attend. In my place, MasturGator will
be RAing, so expect sudden breaks in circle, loud noises, and a few "that
sounds niceeee"s from the man himself.
Trail will be 3-4 miles with at least one beer check, and per the hare
will be 86% shiggy. Cum celebrate the
birthday boy by making him drink through all his regrets in circle, you know
you want to!
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall
see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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