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Tuesday, November 12, 2019

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 256 - Womb & Hooker's Frozen Tundra Ride


BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 256 - Womb & Hooker's Frozen Tundra Ride

When: Saturday, November 16th, at 2:00pm! (NOTE THE START TIME CHANGE)

Where: High Oaks Park
*The T-intersection at the end of Sawmill Road*
13100 Sawmill Rd
The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hares: Womb Raider and Peg Leg Hooker

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag, warm clothes, bug spray, PI repellent (if applicable), $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy until it dead-ends into I-45 to Exit 73 toward Rayford Rd/Sawdust Rd, merge onto N FWy service road and use the left 3 lanes to turn left onto Sawdust Rd. Stay on this road for about .7 miles, and at the intersection by the Burger King/CVS/Starbucks  use the left 2 lanes to turn left to stay on Sawdust.  At the light by the gas station turn left onto Sawmill Rd and continue straight until the road comes to a T intersection. Park and look for assholes.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: Yes, this location has a bit of a storied history with the BMH3 kennel, but we will not be circling here, so we hope to avoid any friendly conversations with the police this year. The weather has an expected high of 41 Degrees on Saturday which means it should be the first cold trail of the season.  The hares hope that this will be a pleasant change of pace from Peg Leg Hooker’s last march through death valley. Expect lots of shiggy, a few shallow water crossings, 1 beer check and approximately 4-6 miles of shitty trail. Dress warmly and bring a change of clothes for circle.  This is a Womb Raider/Peggy trail so expect craft beer and some spiked drink to warm your bellies.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
 
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
 
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

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