BMH3 #280 – 10/17/20: Peg Leg Hooker & Womb Raider!

 

When: Saturday, October 17th

• Do Your Own Trail: "11am"ish (Read Below!) - 4:69pm

• Manned Beer Check from 2pm – ~5pm

 

Where: Forest Oaks Park 627 Cypress Oaks Dr. Spring, TX 77388

Hares: Peg Leg Hooker and Womb Raider

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

 

Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

 

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into Google and get your own directions.

 

 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Trail is in virgin Brass Monkey territory! Cum help us deflower an innocent park in Peg Leg Hooker's new hood! Trail will be about 3 miles with shiggy and some nice pleasant runnable stretches for you Racists. You know who you are… Water crossings will be shallow, muddy and NO swimming. We will have some good beer (and wicked awesome) at a manned beer check from 2-5 pm. Peg Leg Hooker will also be bringing snacky cakes of some sort.

 

FROM SPORK: Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em

Roll 'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em

With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven

Drinkin' all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.

 

At this time the Brass Monkey kennel will not be hosting any official in person circles and the virtual circles on Zoom are no longer happening. If the hares specifically announce that they would like to have a virtual circle then we will accommodate for them. Thank you and look forward to seeing my butthole on Zoom.

 

 

NOW, READ THIS (UPDATED 07/09/2020):

 

• The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY MORNING, so don't do it until after THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING when they are halfway done. If you would like to do the trail on your own, go between that time and dark. And don't run, you racist piece of shit.

 

• Trail will be A-to-A'.

 

• There will be no in-person check-in, no hash cash, and no one accountable for you except you.

 

• Due to Corona virus making a comeback there will be no group start time.

 

• If you are doing trail, we request you check in on the event page and say, “Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die, my cell phone number is…” We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which I’m sure we’ll regret, but we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.

 

• The hares have been instructed that trail “Will need to be simple enough people can do it on their own, but it isn't going to have killer water crossings that someone will face alone, but there must still be shiggy!” Given who the hares are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that one up.

 

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

 

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

 

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

 

0n-0n Bitches,

KatchUp