BMH3 #289 – Saturday, February 20, 2021 - Twinkles Birthday and Brass Monkey 11 year analversary!

 

BMH3 #289 – Twinkles Birthday and Brass Monkey 11 year analversary!

When:

Saturday, February 20, 2021
• Do Your Own Trail: "11:00am"-ish (Read Below!) - 4:69pm
• Manned Beer Check from ~1pm to 3:30ish(or after the main pack leaves, we'll leave a few beers for any later hounds)

Where:

Montgomery County Nature Preserve Trailhead
1045 Pruitt Rd
The Woodlands, TX 77380
https://goo.gl/maps/TnSYoGWE6xdJMqcX9
30.111916376684594, -95.4518428552178

Hare: Twinkle Toes

Note FROM THE HARE:

Happy Birthday Fuck Meeeeeee, Happy Birthday Fuck MeeeeeeeeEEEEeeeeEEE!!!!!!!!
In proper Twinkle Toes fashion I planned and scouted a glorious 8+ mile shiggy trail, then hell froze over, no literally, it snowed, and froze, in Houston.  So now I've abreviated my previous plan, to a trail somewhere in the range of 3-6 miles.  Depending on what's available in stores, trail will be laid in some combination of flour(maybe orange if the snow is sticking around), toilet paper, creepypaper, or bioflagging. If the stores aren't a total shitshow we'll have an assortment of local craft beers for the beercheck, if they are, It'll be wicket awesome for everyone.  Also, bring your camp chairs for post trail socially distant hangout(byob).

Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into Google and get your own directions.




FROM SPORK:
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Drinkin' all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.

At this time the Brass Monkey kennel will not be hosting any official in person circles and the virtual circles on Zoom are no longer happening. If the hares specifically announce that they would like to have a virtual circle then we will accommodate for them. Thank you and look forward to seeing my butthole on Zoom.


NOW, READ THIS (UPDATED 07/09/2020):
• The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY MORNING, so don't do it until after THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING when they are halfway done. If you would like to do the trail on your own, go between that time and dark. And don't run, you racist piece of shit.
• Trail will be A-to-A'.
• There will be no in-person check-in, no hash cash, and no one accountable for you except you.
• Due to Corona virus making a comeback there will be no group start time.
• If you are doing trail, we request you check in on the event page and say, “Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die, my cell phone number is…” We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which I’m sure we’ll regret, but we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.
• The hares have been instructed that trail “Will need to be simple enough people can do it on their own, but it isn't going to have killer water crossings that someone will face alone, but there must still be shiggy!” Given who the hares are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that one up.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #288 – February 6, 2021: Fuck ‘N Write and Sharin’ Peter, the Sex Toy Sisters get BMH3 Defloured and party

BMH3 #288 – February 6, 2021: Fuck ‘N Write and Sharin’ Peter, the Sex Toy Sisters get BMH3 Defloured

When: Saturday, February 6, 2021

• Do Your Own Trail: "Noon"-ish (Read Below!) - 4:69pm
• Beer Check will be unmanned and stashed in the woods from noon to 6pm
 

Where: 

326 Noble St, Spring, TX 77373
30.080186814523294, -95.420996913529
https://goo.gl/maps/zbrDb6qAxMCLnC566

Hares: Fuck ‘N Write and Sharin’ Peter

Sidenote FROM THE HARES:

Fuck ‘N Write and Sharin’ Peter, the Sex Toy Sisters, cordially invite you to their BMH3 Hare Deflouring in Old Town Spring starting at noon on 2/6/21 at 326 Noble St, Spring TX, 77373. Parking is avail near the main house (the one with a garage) and on the back lawn by the RV. Please don’t park in front of the two other side buildings on the property. Trail is a healthy mix of pavement and shiggy, dog friendly (not in the house please) with plenty of drinks (craft beer, seltzers and more) hidden along the way and at on-in. Bring a camp chair and food to grill (or walk and grab food at nearby restaurants) if you want to hang for a socially distanced backyard party after. Some food and drinks provided. Live music can be heard from nearby bars, and Excalibur Brewing and Belly of the Beast is across the street from the house! Recommend starting trail no later than 5pm. Feel free to hang and party as long as you like or crash in a tent in the yard or on our couch overnight - please don’t drink and drive.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.
 

Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. WATER ITS HOT

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into Google and get your own directions.

FROM SPORK:
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Drinkin' all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.

At this time the Brass Monkey kennel will not be hosting any official in person circles and the virtual circles on Zoom are no longer happening. If the hares specifically announce that they would like to have a virtual circle then we will accommodate for them. Thank you and look forward to seeing my butthole on Zoom.


NOW, READ THIS (UPDATED 07/09/2020):
• The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY MORNING, so don't do it until after THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING when they are halfway done. If you would like to do the trail on your own, go between that time and dark. And don't run, you racist piece of shit.
• Trail will be A-to-A'.
• There will be no in-person check-in, no hash cash, and no one accountable for you except you.
• Due to Corona virus making a comeback there will be no group start time.
• If you are doing trail, we request you check in on the event page and say, “Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die, my cell phone number is…” We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which I’m sure we’ll regret, but we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.
• The hares have been instructed that trail “Will need to be simple enough people can do it on their own, but it isn't going to have killer water crossings that someone will face alone, but there must still be shiggy!” Given who the hares are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that one up.
• Circle will be virtual on Saturday night at 7pm. We will post the link to it on the trail info. In order to attend circle, you need to have a drink in hand and not wearing pants. Okay, that last part is optional, but really, why not?

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-