BMH3 #289 – Twinkles Birthday and Brass Monkey 11 year analversary!
When:
Saturday, February 20, 2021
• Do Your Own Trail: "11:00am"-ish (Read Below!) - 4:69pm
• Manned Beer Check from ~1pm to 3:30ish(or after the main pack leaves, we'll leave a few beers for any later hounds)
Where:
Montgomery County Nature Preserve Trailhead
1045 Pruitt Rd
The Woodlands, TX 77380
https://goo.gl/maps/TnSYoGWE6xdJMqcX9
30.111916376684594, -95.4518428552178
Hare: Twinkle Toes
Note FROM THE HARE:
Happy Birthday Fuck Meeeeeee, Happy Birthday Fuck MeeeeeeeeEEEEeeeeEEE!!!!!!!!
In proper Twinkle Toes fashion I planned and scouted a glorious 8+ mile shiggy trail, then hell froze over, no literally, it snowed, and froze, in Houston. So now I've abreviated my previous plan, to a trail somewhere in the range of 3-6 miles. Depending on what's available in stores, trail will be laid in some combination of flour(maybe orange if the snow is sticking around), toilet paper, creepypaper, or bioflagging. If the stores aren't a total shitshow we'll have an assortment of local craft beers for the beercheck, if they are, It'll be wicket awesome for everyone. Also, bring your camp chairs for post trail socially distant hangout(byob).
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into Google and get your own directions.
FROM SPORK:
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of Monkeyz and watch me break 'em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Drinkin' all these 40s, we ain't goin' to heaven.
At this time the Brass Monkey kennel will not be hosting any official in person circles and the virtual circles on Zoom are no longer happening. If the hares specifically announce that they would like to have a virtual circle then we will accommodate for them. Thank you and look forward to seeing my butthole on Zoom.
NOW, READ THIS (UPDATED 07/09/2020):
• The hares will lay the trail on SATURDAY MORNING, so don't do it until after THEY SAY YOU CAN START ON SATURDAY MORNING when they are halfway done. If you would like to do the trail on your own, go between that time and dark. And don't run, you racist piece of shit.
• Trail will be A-to-A'.
• There will be no in-person check-in, no hash cash, and no one accountable for you except you.
• Due to Corona virus making a comeback there will be no group start time.
• If you are doing trail, we request you check in on the event page and say, “Hey, I’m doing this shit, hopefully I won’t die, my cell phone number is…” We’re putting some trust in you on this one, which I’m sure we’ll regret, but we are going to give it a shot nonetheless.
• The hares have been instructed that trail “Will need to be simple enough people can do it on their own, but it isn't going to have killer water crossings that someone will face alone, but there must still be shiggy!” Given who the hares are, we’ll hope they don’t fuck that one up.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-
2 comments:
Trail is laid and ready to run!
Lots of soggy spots to get your feet wet, and a waist high water crossing at the very end! Bring a towel and a change of pants!
Trail is laid in Orange flour and creepy paper.
One flag= dollop
Two flags= check
Three flags= beer check
Beer check will be manned roughly 1pm- till the main pack comes through.
Anyone coming from Central Houston and would be ok with giving me a ride back to 11th and Studemont? Thanks! -Carniwhore 832-305-7469
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