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BMH3 #326 - 07/23/2022 - Womb Raider and Temple of Poon

When:

Saturday, July 23rd, 2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check!

Where:

That parking lot at the dead end of old riley fuzzel rd
1307 Riley Fuzzell Rd, Spring, TX 77386
30.093409547239269, -95.40565000189469
https://goo.gl/maps/GeR8sfysMS3MKSMB7

Hares:

Womb Raider
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Trail will be 2-3 loops totaling ~3 miles. There will be water crossing and shady shiggy. Do as few or as many loops as you can handle. Delicious beverages of beer, hard seltzer,  WATER, Gatorade and salty snacks will be at start/beer check/on-in. Don’t be scared! We will keep from dying (probably)!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
If you're at the Spring Creek Greenway Nature center, you're on the wrong side of Riley Fuzzel rd.  Cross the road and go down a bit, you'll find it.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-