BMH3 #327 – August 6,2022: Hot Ham Wallet and Outside Cat

When:

Saturday, August 6,2022
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check, probably

Where:

SouthWest corner of the parking lot of 1585 Sawdust Rd, The Woodlands, TX 77380
30.121834281650569, -95.46830490033569
https://goo.gl/maps/iFaL4SGMs2QMak4o8

Hares:

Hot Ham Wallet and Outside Cat

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
In Celebration of Hot Ham Wallet finishing school, Outside Cat and Hot Ham Wallet are laying a beautiful 2.69 mile trail!
Trail will feature, Shady, Runable Shiggy! Beautiful cool flowing creeks, and VIRGIN TERRITORY!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!!!
FANTASTIC INCREDIBLE, HOLY HELLFIRE SHIT TELL US ABOUT IT MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Outside cat will be making some of her delicious food!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=Twinkle Toes=-