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 BMH3 #340 – 2/4/2023: Outside Cat    🎵Wet pussy, just a friendly little cat.🎵

When:

Saturday, February Fourth, Twenty TwentyTwo
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check if you're lucky

Where:

Timber Lane Park DGC
2615 Ciderwood Dr, Spring, TX 77373
https://maps.app.goo.gl/w4gt1sXXRDqs2tMBA
30.044004826324369, -95.38902141120769

Hare:

Outside Cat

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
The hare has promised a shiggy trail, 3-5 miles, with a high likelihood of getting wet!

Bring:

A change of clothes, you might be getting moist, and it might be chilly.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


FROM Twinkle Toes:

WE HAVE SURVIVED!! Since we're all vaccinated(you're vaccinated, right??!) and Covid numbers are going down like your Mom, the Brass Monkey hash will be returning to a more normal format!  

•YES we will have group start times!
•YES we will be having circles!
•YES we will have BEER AND MONKEYS!!!
•YES we will have $5 Hash Cash

Buuuuuutttt since Covid isn't 100% gone we're going to have a few changes:

•If covid numbers are up, Hares will lay trail A to A or A to A' - NO CARBACKS.
•Bring a drinking vessel! no more passing monkeys around the circle - and don't put the mouth of the 40 on the rim of your vessel.
•There will be hand sanitizer by the snacks and coolers. USE IT before touching common surfaces.
•Everyone has different comfort levels, if someone wants to keep their distance, or wear a mask, Respect their wishes.
•THE FRB helmet... how the fuck did we ever allow a cootie catcher like that to exist... Not sure





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KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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