Come one come all for the First Anal Brass Monkey Holiday Party!!!!

 Come one come all for the First Anal Brass Monkey Holiday Party!!!!

 

 When: 

Friday December 15th!!! at 7pm!

 Where:

The Buttchug Bones house. 

 86 Sunlit Grove st, 77382

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xtBk4joTTj13eAEz6

30.212700668152569, -95.52372287554469

 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HOSTS: 

 Come one come all for the First Anal Brass Monkey Holiday Party at the Buttchug/Bones house. 

Start time is 7pm. Food will be provided so please RSVP! BYOB on beverages.

There will be a white elephant gift(~$15) exchange so bring a wrapped gift(~$15) for anyone who wants to participate…could be funny, naughty, useful, plain stupid, or just $15! Be clever!

There will be a cookie exchange so bring a batch of your favorites and a container and everyone goes home with a good variety of cookies for the holidays!

Hot tub will be hot, weather permitting the pool will be warm too! No need to dress fancy, any ugly holiday sweater will do! Spork says he’s bringing naughty dreidel and a menorah to round out the holiday festivities.

We hope to see everyone there! On-on!

 

Bring:

Your Own Beverages

White Elephant gift(~$15)

Cookies for the cookie exchange

Swimsuit....maybe
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a holiday party on your own. 

 

 D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

 

 

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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