KatchUp with me and my 35th year of living

 

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BMH3 #416 – 01/03/2026: KatchUp with me and my 35th year of living.

 

When: 

·         Saturday, January third, Twenty-Twenty-Six

·         2:PM Show, 2:30PM Go

·         Manned Beer Check(s)?!

 

Where: 

Spring Creek Nature Trail, Creekside Forest Dr, Tomball, TX 77375

30°08'55"N 95°33'48"W

https://maps.app.goo.gl/yNw8yt3AEsyq7BpN7

***It is all marked parking spaces, look for people respecting the parking spaces***

 

Hares: 

KatchUp

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Welcome to the first Brass Monkey trail of the year! You have waited patiently, you have stood by with antici…………………………….pation, standing fast for this moment. Now, it is here. That’s right. The waitlist for your step-son is over. This year’s STEP-SON (Shiggy That Everyone Pines (-for) Shiggy Oh Naturaaaaal) Hash has FINALLY arrived. Your hare, KatchUp, aka "The Amazing Ginger"… wait, that sounds like you are trying to cast another ginger to replace me… acceptable, I guess. Well, in this current state of affairs, I can't blame you. Anywhooooo, your hare will take you through an afternoon-time shiggy run including WATER CROSSINGS (with a dash of urban), to look at all the sleeping snakes. Think of a sort of, “Perky nips and shrunken dicks”, but it’s in The Woodlands, so it’s an actual Monkey Trail. I will fail at attempting to mix in a bit of urban, so bring shiggy socks, or a rickshawala. You can expect beer check(s)? and that is it.. May as well explore a new kink for the New Year! Don’t miss my first trail of the year, and use this as an excuse to get out of your house on a Saturday afternoon while suffering from the New Years hangover! (Last minute birthday gift shopping, for my birthday). See you there, assholes!!

The gracious Indiana and Ivanna have opened up their pool and hot tub for an amazing On-After. Since they are hosting, please BYOE. That means booze, dinner, towels and pants.

Bring:

·        HOT WATER and a JACKET, IT IS cold outside!

·         Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 

·         Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle. 

Why:

Because you like drinking, period. 

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spork?  Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n, Bitches -
Cocktor Spork