When: Saturday, July 21st at 3:00pm!
Where: Lents Family Park EAST (There are two sides, GO EAST!)
540 Cypress Station
Houston, TX 77090
Hare(s): Donnie The Retard & ESPN
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery, Stickers $1, $12 for shirts, thirst for beer of course.
D'erections: From Houston: Take I-45 North and take exit 66B toward Hollow Tree St/Parramatta Ln. Take the 1st right toward Hollow Tree Ln/Parramatta Ln. Turn right onto Westfield Pl Dr. Turn left onto Cypress Station Dr. MAKE SURE TO TAKE THE EAST ENTRANCE, THERE ARE TWO DIFFERENT ENTRANCES!
Sidenote: This will be a return to haring from Donnie & ESPN who have a small ginger baby at home that fell out of ESPN's vag about two months ago. Since they can now see that she will be ginger and will not have a soul, they are good to leave her in the care of three dogs and a homeless woman who smells of coffee grounds and calls herself Che Guevara while they go lay a SHIGTASTIC trail. THIS WILL ALSO BE DONNIE AND ESPN'S 8TH ANNIVERSARY! WOW! That is a lot of angry sex. There will be shiggy, oh yes, and there will be water crossings. Since there is water that means there is a chance of muddyness so that means bring your cameras to watch people eat shit!!! *Cough cough* Rim Job Bobby *Cough cough*. Bring a change of clothes, bring sunblock and bug spray, and bring AWESOMENESS! SEE YOUR ASSES THERE, BITCHES!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where: Lents Family Park EAST (There are two sides, GO EAST!)
540 Cypress Station
Houston, TX 77090
Hare(s): Donnie The Retard & ESPN
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery, Stickers $1, $12 for shirts, thirst for beer of course.
D'erections: From Houston: Take I-45 North and take exit 66B toward Hollow Tree St/Parramatta Ln. Take the 1st right toward Hollow Tree Ln/Parramatta Ln. Turn right onto Westfield Pl Dr. Turn left onto Cypress Station Dr. MAKE SURE TO TAKE THE EAST ENTRANCE, THERE ARE TWO DIFFERENT ENTRANCES!
Sidenote: This will be a return to haring from Donnie & ESPN who have a small ginger baby at home that fell out of ESPN's vag about two months ago. Since they can now see that she will be ginger and will not have a soul, they are good to leave her in the care of three dogs and a homeless woman who smells of coffee grounds and calls herself Che Guevara while they go lay a SHIGTASTIC trail. THIS WILL ALSO BE DONNIE AND ESPN'S 8TH ANNIVERSARY! WOW! That is a lot of angry sex. There will be shiggy, oh yes, and there will be water crossings. Since there is water that means there is a chance of muddyness so that means bring your cameras to watch people eat shit!!! *Cough cough* Rim Job Bobby *Cough cough*. Bring a change of clothes, bring sunblock and bug spray, and bring AWESOMENESS! SEE YOUR ASSES THERE, BITCHES!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Donnie The Retard's #: (832) 257-7052
0n-0n BITCHES,
0n-0n BITCHES,
Cocktor Spork
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