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BMH3 #437 - 10/24/2026 - Vagina Shinz - I got my EYE on YOU
When:
Saturday, October Twenty Fourth, TwentyTwentySix
• Who the fuck knows
Where:
If you are coming to the run:
From the greater Houston area, the best bet is to come up on 249 until you get to the FM 1774 / Plantersville exit. Then head south on FM 1774 and travel 2 miles to the Festival entrance. The construction concerns of the past are mostly gone. This has become the best way to get to TRF and has made the festival a lot closer to Houston. If you are coming from The Woodlands, you can also take FM 1488 to FM 1774 and turn north.
Alternatively:
(1) Take I-45 to Hwy 105 in Conroe. Go west on 105 to FM 1774 in Plantersville. Turn south onto FM 1774 and travel 6 miles to the Festival entrance.
(2) Take Hwy 290 to Hwy 6 to Navasota. In Navasota take Hwy 105 to FM 1774 in Plantersville. Turn south on FM 1774 and go 6 miles to the Festival entrance. These routes may cause you to travel more miles, but can actually save you time and frustration.
If you are coming to camp out:
If you are coming from 249 (Aggie Express) onto FM 1774. In about 1.8 miles turn right on County Road 302. Approximately in 0.67 mile your entrance will be on your left, shortly after the railroad tracks. It won't be the first entrance, it will be the second one on your left.
If you are coming from Magnolia on FM 1774 as soon as you see the faire entrance, keep straight for about another mile until you reach County Road 302 on your left. Follow for another 0.67 mile and you will reach your destination. Shortly past the railroad tracks, it won't be the first entrance, it will be the second one on your left.
If you are coming to the run:
From the greater Houston area, the best bet is to come up on 249 until you get to the FM 1774 / Plantersville exit. Then head south on FM 1774 and travel 2 miles to the Festival entrance. The construction concerns of the past are mostly gone. This has become the best way to get to TRF and has made the festival a lot closer to Houston. If you are coming from The Woodlands, you can also take FM 1488 to FM 1774 and turn north.
Alternatively:
(1) Take I-45 to Hwy 105 in Conroe. Go west on 105 to FM 1774 in Plantersville. Turn south onto FM 1774 and travel 6 miles to the Festival entrance.
(2) Take Hwy 290 to Hwy 6 to Navasota. In Navasota take Hwy 105 to FM 1774 in Plantersville. Turn south on FM 1774 and go 6 miles to the Festival entrance. These routes may cause you to travel more miles, but can actually save you time and frustration.
If you are coming to camp out:
If you are coming from 249 (Aggie Express) onto FM 1774. In about 1.8 miles turn right on County Road 302. Approximately in 0.67 mile your entrance will be on your left, shortly after the railroad tracks. It won't be the first entrance, it will be the second one on your left.
If you are coming from Magnolia on FM 1774 as soon as you see the faire entrance, keep straight for about another mile until you reach County Road 302 on your left. Follow for another 0.67 mile and you will reach your destination. Shortly past the railroad tracks, it won't be the first entrance, it will be the second one on your left.
Hares:
Vagina Shinz
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
I think enough of you have been to the Renaissance Festival to know what the fuck is about to go down. Especially if you are camping with the Hash and the Ren... folk. If you dont, I am excited to tell you that this shit is going to get weird and I dont mean Hash weird. The Ren people go extra hard for the nightly events. I recommend staying sobberish for the actual festival and then going hard for the campground events.
P.S. Pack for cold nights
Bring:
Water to drink! To stay hydrated!
Camping gear so you can stay comfy and not possibly find yourself awoken on a beer soaked street with people all around you. It's happened to me so shut your dirty mouth thinking it couldn't happen
My name is Twinkle Toes. Let you roar it through the night
Water to drink! To stay hydrated!
Camping gear so you can stay comfy and not possibly find yourself awoken on a beer soaked street with people all around you. It's happened to me so shut your dirty mouth thinking it couldn't happen
My name is Twinkle Toes. Let you roar it through the night
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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-=Twinkle Toes=-
