FIRSTISHLY: BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 77

This will be a joint Brass Monkey and Galveston Run. Here are the details:

When: Saturday, January 5th, 2013 at 2:00pm!

Where: 1400 Riggs St, Baytown, TX

That’s right, BAYTOWN! Not The Woodlands, not Houston, freaking BAYTOWN!

Hare(s): Homodynamics

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: FROM THE WOODLANDS: Take I-45 or Hardy Toll Road to 610 East. 610 East to I-10. I-10 East to TX-330 Spur South (Baytown). Take to Texas 146 South towards La Porte. Take that to West Main Street / Main Street West. Turn left onto West Main Street. Turn left onto Oak Street. Turn left onto Riggs Street.

Sidenote: (FROM THE HARE!) There will be shiggy, water crossings, bridges, a turkey/eagle split, dick checks, virgins, a virgin hare, and beer.

Wear shoes, a concealed weapon, and bring spare change for the hobos!

SPORK: (832) 372-5133