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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 91


When: Saturday, July 20th, 3:00pm!!!

Where: Cattail Park 
9323 Cochrans Crossing Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hare(s): Dr. Stinkfinger

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course! BRING YOUR BATHING SUIT!

D'erections: FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or hardy Toll Road until it hits I-45 and exit 76B - Woodlands Parkway. Take Woodlands Parkway for about 6 miles then turn Right on Cochrans Crossing Drive. Go for about a mile and Cattail Park will be on your left.

Sidenote: Dr. Stinkfinger, in his awesomeness, will be haring this last minute because he loves the Monkeys and the Monkeys love him. Never been on a Dr. Stinkfinger trail before? This should be awesome... Expect the following: Shiggyyyyyyyyyyyy. Also, shiggyyyyyyyyyyyy. Also, water crossings, Poison Ivy (maybe, that shit be er'y'wherrr!), and general awesomeness. What should you expect at the end? A FUCKING POOL! Oh yes, the sweet, sweet pool at Chez Stinkfinger, this shall be glorious. Dr. Stinkfinger and his AWESOME wife will be doing a BBQ for everyone as well, no shit! You will be at their house so don't be an asshole. The backyard is huge, the pool is glorious, and the day shall be merry.

MAKE SURE TO BRING SUNSCREEN, BUG SPRAY, AND YOUR BATHING SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
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Cocktor Spork

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