When: Saturday, July 7th, 3:00pm!!!
Where:
Pundt Park
4129 Spring Creek Drive
Spring, TX 77373
Hare(s): Donnie The Retard and ESPN
Why: Because you like drinking period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!
D'erections: FROM HOUSTON: Drive north on the Hardy Toll Road. Take the Aldine-Westfield Road exit toward East Louetta Road. Turn right onto Aldine Westfield Road, then left onto Spring Creek Drive. Continue Straight and Spring Creek turns into Deer Lake Trail and goes right, follow with. Take road winding to the left into the park, once you go in go straight and there is parking on the right. Look for sluts.
Sidenote: Donnie & ESPN have returned from the clutches of mini-ginger parenthood and mommy and daddy monkey have decided to hold a trail to take out all their parental aggression... you know, that anger that breeders get when they breed. We're talking 90% Shiggy, tons of water, poison ivy, the whole thing, people, so bring your big girl pants. Don't worry, it's under 10 miles. Ha. It is dog friendly, and there is not a walker's trail. I don't know if you have seen these assholes but they are in really good shape so unless you can take a beating I would not recommend this shit. It's gon' be 95° so make sure to drink some water before you come get drunk with all these other assholes. Bring a change of clothes and $$$ for on-after. Don't do that shit where you say "I can't make trail but I want to come to on-after." No! Bad! You earn this shit! Bad!
Well there you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
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