When: Saturday, December 21st, 2:00pm!!!
Where:
Alden Bridge Sports Park
4751 FM 242 / College Park Road
The Woodlands, TX 77382
*Use the right parking lot*
Hare(s): Homoglobin & Unlaiden Swallows
Why: Because you like drinking period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!
D'erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north or Hardy Toll Road until is dumnps into I-45. Go all the way to exit 79A toward College Park Drive/Needham Road/Texas 242. Turn left on TX 242 / College Park Drive and go for about three miles. Make a U-turn at Green Bridge Drive and the park will be on your right.
Sidenote: Expect coldness, expect possible water crossings, expect shiggy, and expect to get fucked up in proper monkey pre-xmas tradition! Bring something to keep us warm at the start, perhaps a bottle of something not Malort? Read the note below from the hares, and plan accordingly!!! FROM THE HARES: When entering the park, please use the right parking lot.The theme for this run is "Camo-Kwanzaa" which means where something camouflage or something Kwanzaa-ish. Yeah, I had to look some of the Kwanzza stuff up too. The beer check will also have Jello shots and probably slut juice. We will bring some egg nog and alcohol for circle, so expect a shitshow... or at least diarrhea. Maybe hot toddies whatever the hell those are. If the hounds so desire, they may bring a small gift for a white elephant gift exchange, and by gift I mean some old decrepit item that serves no use or is funny such as a vcr tape. This is just something to lighten it up!
Well there you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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