Tuesday, January 13, 2015

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 130 - KatchUp's Birfday Trail!



When: Saturday, January 17th, at 2:00pm!

Where: Creepy Dead End Road Place
Summer Trail Ct, Spring, Tx, 77386
***FOLLOW DIRECTIONS BELOW, THE "WHERE" IS JUST CLOSE BUT IS NOT THE EXACT START!***

Hares: KatchUp & Pic-a-Nic Basket

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take i-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead-ends into I-46, then take Exit 73 towards Rayford/Sawdust Road. Turn right at light on Rayford and go for like 2-3 miles until you hit Aldine Westfield, then turn Left. Go for 1-2 miles, then turn right onto Northridge Forest Dr. Go for a mile and right onto Birnham Woods Dr, then left light right away-ish at Imperial Promenade Dr. Take the 2nd left onto Fawn View Ln, then right onto Lockshire Valley Ln. Take the 1st left onto Summer Trail Ct.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Since I will be doing the Mighty Mighty baby shower the night before, expect a shitty half assed trail from the hare. You might be on trail and wonder how the fuck did he get a flour mark placed 1 mile apart, Its cause I forgot what I was doing in the woods. You might be on trail and wonder why you’re crawling through a sewer tunnel, its cause I want you to relive childbirth. You might be on trail and wonder why there are little trees with oranges on them, its cause you can steal them. You might be on trail and wonder why you are doing all this, its cause YOU LIKE TO DRINK!!! Expect 3-4 mile trail with one beer check.

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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