BRASS
MONKEY H3 RUN # 140 - EZ'S BIRFDAY RUN!
When: Saturday, June
6th, at 3:00pm!
Where: At The Mosquito
Fucking Campout!
257R Freeport, TX 77541
Hares: EZ Chair & I
Fucked Your Dad
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections: Go To The
Mosquito Campout!
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:
Trail will be beach, it will be 1-5 miles long, and will be a Brass Monkey
Challenge! There will be swimming, there will be seaweed, and also to cap it
all off, this challenge will include a trash pick-up contest! The person with
the most trash wins! There are TWO things, count 'em TWO things not permitted:
NO goddamn whining, and NO glass. That means if you want to bring your own
Monkeys, bring them in something plastic!
Hash cash will still be $5, that will
include Monkeys and things for the challenge, and you will also need to be
doing the Mosquito campout. I mean, I know the Monkeys are cool, but I don't
know if we are
"Drive-to-Galveston-to-only-do-the-hash-then-leave-because-we-don't-want-to-camp-out"
cool.
EZ Chair's #: (503) 939-4587
0n-0n
Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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