Friday, June 12, 2015

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 141 - OUTSIDE CAT'S BIRFDAY RUN!



When: Saturday, June20th, at 3:00pm!

Where: 13010 Sawmill Road, The Woodlands, TX 77380
(Intersection of Sawmill Road & West High Oaks Circle)
(near High Oaks Park) (Park on the street!)

Hares: Outside Cat, Red Light Special, & Chopped Liver

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45 and take Exit 73 for Rayford/Sawdust. Turn left at the light for Sawdust and go for like 1-2 miles until Sawdust turns left at the Startbucks past Burger King, if you keep going straight it will become Grogan's Mill. Once you turn left, go straight for like a mile and turn left on Sawmill Road. Go all the way until it dead-ends and look for parking there.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Holy shit, there are three female hares, this is going to be neat. Things to expect: 4-5 mile shiggy-tastic trail, TWO beer checks, and a fuck ton of water and shiggy. All three hariettes are celebrating their birthdays, so plan on giving them some birthday spankings! The theme? RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS!!! Make sure to bring a change of clothes and a bathing suit for the end! Although it is good to wear a bathing suit on trail as well, as it might be kinda wet.

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

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