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Monday, October 05, 2015

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 149

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 149

When: Saturday, October 10th, at 3:00pm!

Where: ***General area at the end of a street, not the specific house***
69 South Wavy Oak Circle
The Woodlands, TX 77381
*General area at the end of a street, not the specific house*

Hare: Womb Raider

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: FROM HOUSTON: North on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road to exit 76B Woodlands Parkway. Take that for a few miles until you hit Panther Creek Drive directly after the bridge that crosses Lake Woodlands. Left on Panther Creek, then past the one stop sign, then after you pass the school on your right and church on your left, turn left on Coral Berry. Go until you hit Tangle Brush and turn right and then first left onto Riverbank. Go straight on River Bank to Wavy Oak Circle, turn left. Start is parking area on the left at the curve.

Sidenote: FROM THE HAREl Cum if you’re brave enough to Womb Raider’s first solo trail. Hopefully Cocktor Spork taught me just enough to keep y’all alive. Trail will be ~3-4 miles with Monkey style shiggy complete with briars and Jesus thorns (there will be blood) and at least two water crossings. For the racist assholes like me there will be some runnable trail. If you survive to beer check I will reward you with a selection of GOOD beer including some Karbach.

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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