BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 153 - H4 Xmas Pre-Lubrication & Foreplay Extravaganza!
When: Saturday,
December 5th, at ***2:00pm!***
Where: South Picnic Lane, Memorial Park,
houston, TX
(29.759626,-95.434159)
Hare: Redneck Abortion
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Cost:
°$5 for hash cash if you have not paid for
the H4 xmas Party and you are just doing the Brass Monkey hash
°$0 for hash cash if you have already paid
for the H4 xmas party
Bring: Shag bag (change
of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12),
stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections: From The
Woodlands: Take I-45 or Hardy Toll Road south to 610 West. Go west for
seven-ish miles, then take exit 10A for Woodway Drive. Turn left on Woodway
Drive and it will turn into Memorial Drive. Turn right onto Sorth Picnic Drive
and then right away onto South Picnic Lane. Take South Picnic Lane all the way
to the most southen point and look for hashers. use these coordinates if that
doesn't work: 29.759626,-95.434159
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:
Come one, come all, for the H4 Xmas Pre-Lubrication & Foreplay
Extravaganza! Hared by Brass Monkeys' own Redneck Abortion, this promises to be
a terrible monkey-stype trail, deep in the heart of Houston. You can expect 2-3
miles of shitty shiggy with lots'o'bugs, and depending on the weather, possibly
some water crossings. With at least one beer check, manned by a mystery
hasher!, you will not regret starting your Saturday afternoon off like a
deviant and hanging with us.
After the trail, you will have an hour+ to
go change and get ready for H4's Anal Xmas Party! This year's slutty theme is
"H4 Christmas Party 2015 - The Farce Awakens"! Info Found Here:
(https://www.facebook.com/events/755376487899829) If you have paid for the H4
xmas party, the Brass Monkey hash is freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. If you haven't paid,
or you are not going, the cost is $5.
Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you.
(P.S. We're not sorry).
Epic Fail's #: (281) 650-3767
Redneck Abortion's #: (281) 770-4373
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Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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