Thursday, November 19, 2015

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 152

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 152

When: Saturday, November 21st, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Glenfield Spring Ln, Spring, TX 77389
(30.116655,-95.498701)

Hares: Save a Horse Ride a Mole & 101 Donations

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: From Houston, take I-45 North to exit 70B toward Spring Stuebner/Rd-West. Follow the feeder then loop under the freeway for Spring Stubner Road West. Take that for like 3 miles, then turn right onto Gosling Road. Take Gosling north for like 2 miles, then turn right on Glenfield Spring Lane. Turn right at the deadend, then turn left right away. Look for hashers. Or bitches. Or bitch-hashers.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:

Cum one, cum twice, cum 101 times if you can! But most importantly--Cum!

The ever deviant and delicious 101 Donations and the man who stuffs her turkey, Save a horse ride a mole, are set to lay, smoke a cigarette, and then drop some flour for a shiggalicious trail of beers! Expect a wet one as Save a horse loves to get the ladies wet, or that one time in Thailand, the "ladies".

Expect 3.5 miles of titties and thorns, along with a KEG of delicious brew for those of us that need to start preparing to face our family for the first time since last thanksgiving.

Question? Comments? Sorry can't hear you (we're not sorry).

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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